Floridians Have Dicks For Brains - Lets Nuke 'Em
Florida is an embarrassment to the United States of America - I love my country and I won't be happy until we as a Nation only have 49 states.
It is only fitting that they have dicks for brains as the state sticks out like a cock.
My plan is simple, I title it - Fuck 'em, Lets Nuke ‘Em - End of story. No more will I have to sit through the agonizing torture of all the stupid fucking idiots that live in that state by watching them in the news.
At what point did we as the most powerful nation in the world decide to put all the morons with dicks for brains into one state
and allow them to elect a twat for Governor? We don't need Florida, what do they supply our nation besides bizarre new stories? Orange Juice? Illegal Cubans? Nothing except the state provides us with people with dicks for brains.
Gather around my gentle readers and allow me to break down why the state is filled with fucking idiots.
Age.
Plain and simple.
Please refer to my graph below:
As you can see from my kick ass graph, the majority of the populace in Florida falls into age groups of either 18-23 or 57-107. It is a well-known fact that those two age groups are morons and have dicks for brains.
Everyone that is not an illegal, between the ages of 18-23 and 57-107 leave the state now, as we will be blowing the shit out of your state. Seriously, all 6 of you need to leave the state immediately.
Lets just recap on four issues over the past five years of how Florida has been shoved down our throats and why it is imperative that the sooner that Florida is eliminated the sooner the U.S. can increase its national I.Q. average.
Elian Gonzalez
Five years ago today (June 28): Seven months after he was cast adrift in the Florida Straits, Elian Gonzalez was returned to his native Cuba. Blah Blah Blah, I’m glad we sent the little fucker back - he needs to learn that he is Latin and needs to cross the boarder with style.
2000 Elections Debacle
"I'm confused, I meant to vote for Gore." *wwaaaaaa * Boo fucking hoo. How do you fuckers manage to breath?
Terri Shavio – LET HER REST IN PEACE ASSHOLES!!!
Shark Attacks
A 14 year old was killed by a shark. Two days later a 16 year old was out fishing and lost his leg when a shark decided to have Floridian Leg dinner. Here’s a tip – STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING WATER WHILE THERE ARE SHARKS IN THE AREA YOU FUCKING TWATS!
IDIOTS!!!
ARRRHHHGGGGGHEKJEAHSFKAF KASLDJHFK LASJFKJCWHAERSF IUUCHWEANOSIRDDHQWEUIAOHSDFJKNC
This is why Floridians need to be nuked, the sooner the better. While we are on the subject of blowing up stupid idiotic twats, lets send Tom "I'm a Giddy-Couch-Jumping-Dick-For-Brain-Twat" Cruise over to Florida before the big 4th of July celebration with a nuke. Saw the moron on Jay Leno last night, is his nose getting bigger? I swear to God it was never that crooked when he was sliding across the room in a dress shirt and his tighty whities wearing sunglasses. Those were good times right there - good times indeed, but now I have to sit through his stupid bullshit theories of scientology and not giving kids any kind of medication. Cruise can say that because he can't have kids - he doesn't realize that those little fuckers need medication.
When will celebrities learn to curve their yammering skull heads? Here's an idea - all you celebrities out there, why don't you set a good example for the future generations by having eating disorders and getting divorced and married over and over again? Leave the medical & political fields to people who pretend to work for the people but really just support a fake democracy. Okay, yeah? Thanks.
A little fact that isn't really talked about was how Adolf Hitler's parents conceived him after a night of drinking, smoking out and partying at Spring Break in Florida. If we had nuked Florida 117 years ago, WWII and the Holocaust would never have taken place.
If you left Fountain of Pee to google Adolf Hitler was conceived in Florida, then you most likely are a Floridian and just proved that yes indeed, we need to blow you dumb-dicks out of the water.
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It is only fitting that they have dicks for brains as the state sticks out like a cock.
My plan is simple, I title it - Fuck 'em, Lets Nuke ‘Em - End of story. No more will I have to sit through the agonizing torture of all the stupid fucking idiots that live in that state by watching them in the news.
At what point did we as the most powerful nation in the world decide to put all the morons with dicks for brains into one state
and allow them to elect a twat for Governor? We don't need Florida, what do they supply our nation besides bizarre new stories? Orange Juice? Illegal Cubans? Nothing except the state provides us with people with dicks for brains.Gather around my gentle readers and allow me to break down why the state is filled with fucking idiots.
Age.
Plain and simple.
Please refer to my graph below:
As you can see from my kick ass graph, the majority of the populace in Florida falls into age groups of either 18-23 or 57-107. It is a well-known fact that those two age groups are morons and have dicks for brains.
Everyone that is not an illegal, between the ages of 18-23 and 57-107 leave the state now, as we will be blowing the shit out of your state. Seriously, all 6 of you need to leave the state immediately.
Lets just recap on four issues over the past five years of how Florida has been shoved down our throats and why it is imperative that the sooner that Florida is eliminated the sooner the U.S. can increase its national I.Q. average.
Elian Gonzalez
Five years ago today (June 28): Seven months after he was cast adrift in the Florida Straits, Elian Gonzalez was returned to his native Cuba. Blah Blah Blah, I’m glad we sent the little fucker back - he needs to learn that he is Latin and needs to cross the boarder with style.
2000 Elections Debacle
"I'm confused, I meant to vote for Gore." *wwaaaaaa * Boo fucking hoo. How do you fuckers manage to breath?
Terri Shavio – LET HER REST IN PEACE ASSHOLES!!!
Shark Attacks
A 14 year old was killed by a shark. Two days later a 16 year old was out fishing and lost his leg when a shark decided to have Floridian Leg dinner. Here’s a tip – STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING WATER WHILE THERE ARE SHARKS IN THE AREA YOU FUCKING TWATS!
IDIOTS!!!
ARRRHHHGGGGGHEKJEAHSFKAF KASLDJHFK LASJFKJCWHAERSF IUUCHWEANOSIRDDHQWEUIAOHSDFJKNC
This is why Floridians need to be nuked, the sooner the better. While we are on the subject of blowing up stupid idiotic twats, lets send Tom "I'm a Giddy-Couch-Jumping-Dick-For-Brain-Twat" Cruise over to Florida before the big 4th of July celebration with a nuke. Saw the moron on Jay Leno last night, is his nose getting bigger? I swear to God it was never that crooked when he was sliding across the room in a dress shirt and his tighty whities wearing sunglasses. Those were good times right there - good times indeed, but now I have to sit through his stupid bullshit theories of scientology and not giving kids any kind of medication. Cruise can say that because he can't have kids - he doesn't realize that those little fuckers need medication.
When will celebrities learn to curve their yammering skull heads? Here's an idea - all you celebrities out there, why don't you set a good example for the future generations by having eating disorders and getting divorced and married over and over again? Leave the medical & political fields to people who pretend to work for the people but really just support a fake democracy. Okay, yeah? Thanks.
A little fact that isn't really talked about was how Adolf Hitler's parents conceived him after a night of drinking, smoking out and partying at Spring Break in Florida. If we had nuked Florida 117 years ago, WWII and the Holocaust would never have taken place.
If you left Fountain of Pee to google Adolf Hitler was conceived in Florida, then you most likely are a Floridian and just proved that yes indeed, we need to blow you dumb-dicks out of the water.
watching the movie as you just were reading that last sentence. All this time I've seen Batman on the TV series, and the other Batmans, I would have never have guessed he was a Ninja in the group called, League of Shadows. If I had only been smarter, I might have figured it out with all the "POW"s and "BANG"s that the TV Show had that Bruce Wayne was really a super power ninja. I guess I'm not smart enough to figure that out sorta like not being smart enough to figure out that Terri Schiavo was brain damaged before the autopsy report came out proving she was, but apparently I'm not.
Titanic (1997) 
Casablanca (1942) 
The Goonies (1985)
Psycho (1960) 
Femme Fatale (2002)
Pulp Fiction (1994) 
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
would assume that I was napping with the poor quality of posts that I was spewing out, I was actually awake the entire time. 
I don't know...lets ask Lindsay! The pale white skin along with the crack whore skinniness of her is so appealing I feel like going to the store right now and purchasing a tomato. This is the wave of the future - Lindsay is setting a trend, a goal to achieve, an image for the future of our young women of America.
award. T. Cruise's action on the Opera Winfrey Show achieved such high marks in twattish that I can't even see straight. 
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