Sean Penn Is My Hero
"Whatever I can do to help." Where the words spoken by the amazing and heroic Sean Penn. I want to grow up to be just like Sean Penn - playing mentally retarded characters being manipulated by everyone around him to taking a boat with a hole in the bottom as I try and save people. Of course, I would not be saving people without my personal photographer to make sure I get the recognition that I deserve.
Yes my gentle readers, Sean Penn is my hero.
New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin said the death toll could reach up to ten thousand caused by the horrific hurricane Katrina. The death toll could have been even higher if it wasn't for the almost heroic Sean Penn.
The political activist/movie actor took a boat to New Orleans to help those that he could - sadly, his boat began to leak because he forgot to plug a hole in the bottom. He just wasn't thinking - his mind was pre-occupied with making sure his personal photographer he brought with him to take pictures of him saving people was safe; because, that film was his link to show how much of a wonderful caring human being he truly is.
Thank God for the bravery of personal photographers to go to horrible places to prove to the general public that the people they are filming are angelically amazing humanitarians.
Some day I hope to be rich and famous so I too may be able to hire a personal photographer to film my great and un-selfish deeds to share to the world so I can be nominated for awards that I would deserve. Yes, someday I want to shove my personal beliefs and opinions down people's throats and have my personal photographer taking pictures of me pretending to be heroic because I have to continually prove that I do care about people instead of just doing it without wanting recognition.
That is what I am shooting for...maybe if I shoot for the moon I'll land on a star and be able to get publicity for being a moron by not plugging a hole in my boat while real people are dying...I can dream can't I?
I'm going to sleep well tonight knowing that Sean Penn and his personal photographer are out doing whatever he can do to help because Sean Penn is my hero.
Yes my gentle readers, Sean Penn is my hero.
New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin said the death toll could reach up to ten thousand caused by the horrific hurricane Katrina. The death toll could have been even higher if it wasn't for the almost heroic Sean Penn.
The political activist/movie actor took a boat to New Orleans to help those that he could - sadly, his boat began to leak because he forgot to plug a hole in the bottom. He just wasn't thinking - his mind was pre-occupied with making sure his personal photographer he brought with him to take pictures of him saving people was safe; because, that film was his link to show how much of a wonderful caring human being he truly is.
Thank God for the bravery of personal photographers to go to horrible places to prove to the general public that the people they are filming are angelically amazing humanitarians.
Some day I hope to be rich and famous so I too may be able to hire a personal photographer to film my great and un-selfish deeds to share to the world so I can be nominated for awards that I would deserve. Yes, someday I want to shove my personal beliefs and opinions down people's throats and have my personal photographer taking pictures of me pretending to be heroic because I have to continually prove that I do care about people instead of just doing it without wanting recognition.
That is what I am shooting for...maybe if I shoot for the moon I'll land on a star and be able to get publicity for being a moron by not plugging a hole in my boat while real people are dying...I can dream can't I?
I'm going to sleep well tonight knowing that Sean Penn and his personal photographer are out doing whatever he can do to help because Sean Penn is my hero.
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