I've Never Seen So Much Money In My Spick Life Before

I made a total of $194.35. Why is that an odd number? Well, one person gave $3, I'm assuming that they gave up their lunch for the day to help someone else get some teeth which was nice of them. Another person gave $6.35 (three dollars and thirty-five cents in pocket change - jerk). But it was greatly appreciated.

I'm still sending out personal emails to everyone who used paypal. Those of you who have received my email - thank you again, those of you who have not received an email - thank you and you'll be receiving one shortly. Those of you who handed me money personally - thank you. Thank you to EVERYONE!!! I know I got some money out of pity, "Look at the poor tall Mexican staying up for 40 hours to try and get a derby girl some new teeth, poor beaner - I'll donate."

I know I have pissed off a number of guys that where hoping to get a blow job from Mad Maxine (derby girl name) so they could tell all their friends that they got a Gum Job from a Derby Girl, but alas, I have to do what is best for me - which is to look at pretty girls with teeth.

I was hoping to get at least $100 with the blogathon because honestly, I didn’t think anyone would donate. So I accomplished that goal. I ROCK! If everyone who reads my blog donated at least a buck I could have made my ultimate goal, but as it stands now - I have $805.65 to go. I already have a couple of ideas cooking, so hopefully they work and turn out a pretty penny like a toothless hooker.

I'm going to leave the donate button up to try and continue to raise money and I'll keep a weekly total or something so everyone can see how it is coming along, and hopefully if you haven't donated, I will have guilt you into giving something.