Donate Before God Punishes You
Taken from my "Everyone But Me Should Go To Hell" post in October of last year.
It's like Christopher Reeve - he's a fucking prick too. He opened up a paralysis foundation after he had his accident. What did he do for quadriplegics before that?
Exactly....he's a fucking prick.
He had a perfect opportunity too when he was exposed to quadriplegics when he did the film "Above Suspicion" in 1995. If you don't know the movie, here is the description:
He was exposed to paralysis but still did nothing.
God knew this and told that horse to stop instead of jumping throwing Reeve over the horses' head snapping his neck. He was teaching that little prick a lesson.
I know without a shadow of a doubt that if Christopher Reeve had done something for quadriplegics he wouldn't be sounding like Darth Vadar right now with a one way ticket to hell.
A few days later Christopher Reeve died and went straight to hell. What can we take from this lesson?
DO SOMETHING WHEN GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY to help someone so God won't fuck you in the ass!
Here's the info again to donate, and remember, if you don't donate, history tells us that God will give you the same fate. In other words, God will knock your teeth out.
Why You Should Help
Use Paypal or a Credit Card
Friday I will post the total amount of money that has been raised so far.
In my last post, I was making fun of people who blog just to get comments - these people post then proceed leaving comments on other sites to get people to visit their site. Those of you who sent emails to me thinking I was talking about myself are obviously new readers as I would never talk about myself like that. I love myself to much.
You should know that I'm not asking you to agree with me on my blog, I'm telling you how it is and thats that. I'm correct and if you disagree, you're wrong.
When I blog about my life, know that My Life Is Better Than Yours because Nobody Rocks Like Me.
If you ever get confused which one is my blog, just remember that it's the one that says Bad Motherfucker. Don't believe me? Click my "Slow Children At Play" picture in the upper left hand corner.
The chicken and the pig story. Well, let me explain my story quickly. The pigs were not the ones who made the ultimate sacrifice. How could they be fully committing themselves and taking the biggest risk when it was a last resort anyways? They waited until the very end - then, and only then when there was nothing left to lose did they decide to commit.
If you read the story, you'll notice that the farmer talked about losing "friends" in the past. Well, those "friends" were milking cows. They had previously fully committed themselves when they sent themselves to the slaughterhouse when they had the most to lose - they took the biggest risks. The reason why the farm has survived to the point that it has was because the cows were the ones that had already fully committed themselves.
Cows represent those that understand the secret to happiness which is to "Be Happy". They act, instead of react. They represent those that are willing to fully commit themselves when there is something of significant to lose. They commit themselves for unselfish reasons and do not expect recognition.
The chickens represent those that will go the extra mile but expect recognition. They find happiness in others approval which is why the chickens layed the eggs in clear sight and the leader stayed around waiting for the praises and the thank yous from the farmer.
The pigs represent those that are waiting for something better to happen - "when this happens I'll be happy" is there motto because they are unwilling to risk themselves when there is something to lose. They wait and wait until the very end until they realize that that there is nothing left to lose - then out of fear they go running to commit themselves worried that happiness has passed them by. By then however, it is to late. On their tombstone it will be engraved with, "Here Lies The Pig, Who Was Going To Be Happy Tomorrow."
I didn't mention "cows" in the original story because it was meant for you to think, as difficult as it is for some of you, it is a good thing.
Anyways - Be Happy - and let me ask again, are you a chicken? Or are you willing to fully commit?
Autopsy on Terri Schiavo proves that she had severe brain damage. I can't even begin to tell you how happy I am that they did an autopsy to prove she had brain damage.
Because being professionally uneducated in how to recognize "brain damage" individuals, I would have never been able to even guess on whether she was actually brain damaged or not.
I was actually very confused and concerned when people said she was brain damaged. I immedialty asked, "how do you know? There has been no autopsy to prove it."
Have you ever taken the professional class of Recognizing Brain Damaged Individuals 101? What? No? Then who are you to say whether or not she was brain damaged? You don't know okay, you just don't know.
You can't just look at someone and think they are brain damaged, you need to have a professional autopsy by a license medical examiner to prove that someone is brain damaged. I think anyone who said she was brain damaged without the medical autopsy to prove it are the brain damaged ones.
It's like Christopher Reeve - he's a fucking prick too. He opened up a paralysis foundation after he had his accident. What did he do for quadriplegics before that?
Exactly....he's a fucking prick.
He had a perfect opportunity too when he was exposed to quadriplegics when he did the film "Above Suspicion" in 1995. If you don't know the movie, here is the description:
| When a dedicated and decorated cop (Christopher Reeve) falls prey to a drug dealer's bullet and is paralyzed for life, his brother (Joe Mantegna) and wife (Kim Cattrall) begin fooling around. A $1 million insurance policy further fuels Reeve's suspicions and rage, which ultimately explode in a vengeful -- and mysterious -- crime where everyone is a suspect. |
He was exposed to paralysis but still did nothing.
God knew this and told that horse to stop instead of jumping throwing Reeve over the horses' head snapping his neck. He was teaching that little prick a lesson.
I know without a shadow of a doubt that if Christopher Reeve had done something for quadriplegics he wouldn't be sounding like Darth Vadar right now with a one way ticket to hell.
A few days later Christopher Reeve died and went straight to hell. What can we take from this lesson?
DO SOMETHING WHEN GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY to help someone so God won't fuck you in the ass!
Here's the info again to donate, and remember, if you don't donate, history tells us that God will give you the same fate. In other words, God will knock your teeth out.
Why You Should Help
Use Paypal or a Credit Card
Friday I will post the total amount of money that has been raised so far.
In my last post, I was making fun of people who blog just to get comments - these people post then proceed leaving comments on other sites to get people to visit their site. Those of you who sent emails to me thinking I was talking about myself are obviously new readers as I would never talk about myself like that. I love myself to much.
You should know that I'm not asking you to agree with me on my blog, I'm telling you how it is and thats that. I'm correct and if you disagree, you're wrong.
When I blog about my life, know that My Life Is Better Than Yours because Nobody Rocks Like Me.
If you ever get confused which one is my blog, just remember that it's the one that says Bad Motherfucker. Don't believe me? Click my "Slow Children At Play" picture in the upper left hand corner.
The chicken and the pig story. Well, let me explain my story quickly. The pigs were not the ones who made the ultimate sacrifice. How could they be fully committing themselves and taking the biggest risk when it was a last resort anyways? They waited until the very end - then, and only then when there was nothing left to lose did they decide to commit.
If you read the story, you'll notice that the farmer talked about losing "friends" in the past. Well, those "friends" were milking cows. They had previously fully committed themselves when they sent themselves to the slaughterhouse when they had the most to lose - they took the biggest risks. The reason why the farm has survived to the point that it has was because the cows were the ones that had already fully committed themselves.
Cows represent those that understand the secret to happiness which is to "Be Happy". They act, instead of react. They represent those that are willing to fully commit themselves when there is something of significant to lose. They commit themselves for unselfish reasons and do not expect recognition.
The chickens represent those that will go the extra mile but expect recognition. They find happiness in others approval which is why the chickens layed the eggs in clear sight and the leader stayed around waiting for the praises and the thank yous from the farmer.
The pigs represent those that are waiting for something better to happen - "when this happens I'll be happy" is there motto because they are unwilling to risk themselves when there is something to lose. They wait and wait until the very end until they realize that that there is nothing left to lose - then out of fear they go running to commit themselves worried that happiness has passed them by. By then however, it is to late. On their tombstone it will be engraved with, "Here Lies The Pig, Who Was Going To Be Happy Tomorrow."
I didn't mention "cows" in the original story because it was meant for you to think, as difficult as it is for some of you, it is a good thing.
Anyways - Be Happy - and let me ask again, are you a chicken? Or are you willing to fully commit?
Autopsy on Terri Schiavo proves that she had severe brain damage. I can't even begin to tell you how happy I am that they did an autopsy to prove she had brain damage.
Because being professionally uneducated in how to recognize "brain damage" individuals, I would have never been able to even guess on whether she was actually brain damaged or not.
I was actually very confused and concerned when people said she was brain damaged. I immedialty asked, "how do you know? There has been no autopsy to prove it."
Have you ever taken the professional class of Recognizing Brain Damaged Individuals 101? What? No? Then who are you to say whether or not she was brain damaged? You don't know okay, you just don't know.
You can't just look at someone and think they are brain damaged, you need to have a professional autopsy by a license medical examiner to prove that someone is brain damaged. I think anyone who said she was brain damaged without the medical autopsy to prove it are the brain damaged ones.
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