Thursday, June 02, 2005

8 p.m. {21 of 24}

How much crack do you need to look like a malnutrition Ethiopian?

I don't know...lets ask Lindsay! The pale white skin along with the crack whore skinniness of her is so appealing I feel like going to the store right now and purchasing a tomato. This is the wave of the future - Lindsay is setting a trend, a goal to achieve, an image for the future of our young women of America.

Thank You Lindsay, thank you for starving and snorting your way to look like a walking candy apple. A candy apple that needs a tan, but nonetheless, thank you.

I can't wait to go to sleep and fantasize about you. I've always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a pale candy apple and they're bone structure just snaps in half during intercourse. I can only imagine and hopefully - the young women around the world will see that this is the image that you need to have, this is the image that men want, this is the perfect image. I want to break you in half while we're having sex. Yes, that is what I want. Please starve yourself and snort all you can take baby.





Watch out R. Kelly there's a new pervert in town and we like to call him T. Cruise. T. Cruise is officially the biggest celebrity twat of the year. Yes, I know the year is only 5 months old; however, T. Cruise has such a large lead not even Michael Jackson dangling Tito off the balcony can knock T. Cruise out of the top award. T. Cruise's action on the Opera Winfrey Show achieved such high marks in twattish that I can't even see straight.

TIMMY!, it was just an act, a celebrity stunt - maybe, but he's still a twat and he's going younger and younger......Katie Holmes had a crush on T. Cruise when she was a teenager. Ohhhh yummy - before you know T. Cruise will be making videos with underage women. This shouldn't come as a surprise though with T. Cruise - just look at his real name, Thomas Cruise Mapother IV - You might as well just say Twat the IV.

According to the T. Cruise Pattern of Relationship Formulas where he goes younger with each relationship and each relationship is shorter than the previous one - my calculations will have T. Cruise having sex with a 13 year old in 7 months.

I don't agree with it, I'm just pointing out the facts people.






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