Thursday, June 02, 2005

6 p.m. {19 of 24}

{Q}

DEAR TIMMY!,


I received a wedding invitation from "Sally," the sister of my co-worker, "Jessica." I don't know Sally personally, but I assumed that Jessica had asked her to invite my husband and me. When the invitation arrived, I immediately RSVP'd that we would attend. When I told Jessica, she seemed pleased.

About three weeks before the wedding, Sally called to say she had "inadvertently" sent me the invitation thinking I was someone else she knew. She said she had too many guests, and therefore I was being uninvited! I responded graciously, even though I felt humiliated.

By the way, other co-workers were invited. Now I feel stupid. Was this rude, or is this kind of thing no big deal?

Signed,
LEFT OUT

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{A}


Dear Cry Me A Fucking River,


Obviously the Bride is a twat and can't count the number of people she invited as she overbooked herself and then decided to pull a classless move. This is probably due to the fact that her parents were hippies and did not beat her into a well rounded educated polite adult. Don't blame Jessica for her sister's actions, Jessica is not responsible for her sister - blame the parents for raising such a rude bitch.

Most importantly, get over it you pansy - you don't even know the bride so it wasn't like it was a total disaster. There are rude people everywhere in this world and there is nothing you can do about it - except a nice kick to the crotch the next time you see them.

~ TIMMY!





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