3 p.m. {16 of 24}

I feel like I'm drunk. Well, except for where I have to pee every 7 minutes.....or how I don't want to have sex with the first thing that moves....or make a complete ass out of myself or....keep drinking shots when I know I should have stopped 2 shots ago.....or hmmmm, I guess I don't really feel like I'm drunk.

Because my brain is shit right now while this is a hard tikme of day fo rme...I'm goign to post a dear diary entry by Black Magnum that she sent me via email about 3 weeks ago.

Dear Diary: E and I are getting along great these days. I just love waiting on him hand and foot, cooking dinner for him, holding up the sports page while he's on the john, tying his shoes, brushing his teeth. My favorite is when he comes back from open gym, at 1:00AM and I have to give him a 10-hour massage with a happy ending! As for work, today was a little hectic. My boss came back from vacation and it's back to long hours. We started playing softball again and lost our first game. I know it's just suppose to be fun but LOSING sucks big time!!!! I am stuck on one foreign office action and am in need of a file. I already sent an email to Taco Timmy and phoned him to pressure him. No such luck. I wonder if I'm ever going to get that file????? p.s. I wonder who is going to win American Idol

Oh by the way, I'm taking a picture of myself every hour and will put them all on a video so you can see how I look like shit, then look okay again, then back to shit, and okay again, back and forth back and forth like a woman trying to make up her mind about something.

You'll ahve a good laugh at my expense.

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