Thursday, June 02, 2005

10 a.m. {11 of 24}

Some of the recent keywords that people have used to find my website.

recently was with a white guy for the first time in my life but did not care for the experience
How the fuck did you find me with that phrase - seriously, how the hell does a phrase like that lead you to my awesome kick ass website?

genital herpes ruined my life
I don't know how that could be possible, just look at the valtrex commercials and you'll see how happy they are - then reconsider your position on the situation that you've been blessed with.

wearing my jail flip flops
That's right, whether behind bars, in the office, rain or shine, let us all wear flip flops.

why does my sweat smell like pee
Ummm, don't come back to my website

my life is yours oh great one
Yes, Yes it is my child.

christian tomatoes
Whaaaat? If a Christian knew what I did with tomatoes I don't think they would appreciate it very much

what to do when you visit another country and you have to pee
You go in the bushes you dumb twat

how can i make my life better
By coming to my website everyday and taking in the pure comedic genius of it all.

man maid
What? And here I thought I made that term up

jedi pee
The best key phrase ever to be used to find my website.

methods for instant death in adults
Please Visit Maddox for the proper techniques on how to kill yourself like a man, but before killing yourself, please donate some money, all of it since you won't be needing it - thanks, and goodbye.

im mexican blog
Im the o8nly Mexican whos can tipe

mexican jedi
Okay, I take the Jedi Pee comment back, this is by far the best phrase to find my site

good-looking people have a better life
True. Just look at my blog and the stories of my life to prove it.

straight pubic hair
Straight pubic hair is a direct result of eating Chinese Food

what do i do to stop my dog from throwing up
Put him to sleep, and if you are Asian, eat him

ugly woman going home
Not with me, fuck that shit.





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