3 a.m. {4 of 24}
I walk to my bedroom and see my unmade desk sitting there. Hmmm, since I'll be up all night maybe I should put it together. We'll see how that idea goes.
I then walk into the kitchen and sitting in the microwave was a plate of dinner for me.
Awwww, my roommate left me a plate. Isn't she sweet? {white girl accent because she's white} Like Oh My {flips hair} Gawd - she is soooooo fucking awesome!
Now I would feel bad for doing what I was thinking of doing to her. See, she won't allow me to take Genghis Khan home - my so very awesome kick ass nobody rocks like him scorpion. My helpless little Genghis Khan is stuck at my job suffering in my office. So I had thought about sneaking into her room tonight and taking a picture of her while she was sleeping and then posting it up on the internet.
For Genghis of course. Not because I would find it funny or anything like that.
She's a very attractive woman, but you can just tell that she is the type of woman to sleep with her mouth gaping open with slobber running down her neck. Which of course she wouldn't want pictures like that up on the internet, so I was thinking of sneaking in there and taking a picture of her in all her slobber glory.
But now I would feel guilty for doing that after eating my dinner that she so thoughtfully set aside for me. Hopefully she won't kick my ass after she reads and/or hears about this posting.
Good times, good times.
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I then walk into the kitchen and sitting in the microwave was a plate of dinner for me.
Awwww, my roommate left me a plate. Isn't she sweet? {white girl accent because she's white} Like Oh My {flips hair} Gawd - she is soooooo fucking awesome!
Now I would feel bad for doing what I was thinking of doing to her. See, she won't allow me to take Genghis Khan home - my so very awesome kick ass nobody rocks like him scorpion. My helpless little Genghis Khan is stuck at my job suffering in my office. So I had thought about sneaking into her room tonight and taking a picture of her while she was sleeping and then posting it up on the internet.
For Genghis of course. Not because I would find it funny or anything like that.
She's a very attractive woman, but you can just tell that she is the type of woman to sleep with her mouth gaping open with slobber running down her neck. Which of course she wouldn't want pictures like that up on the internet, so I was thinking of sneaking in there and taking a picture of her in all her slobber glory.
But now I would feel guilty for doing that after eating my dinner that she so thoughtfully set aside for me. Hopefully she won't kick my ass after she reads and/or hears about this posting.
Good times, good times.
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