Revenge of the TIMMY! -- Episode LXIX
I am about to tell you something that I have never....as in Never Ever-Ever told anyone. Not even my most dearest and close friends know this about me - I have kept this secrete my entire life.
Considering how much I talk about my life, I am private, and the little bit that I do share with you, is limited to what I share
with you. So feel privileged that I am going to share this with you. Because I've even kept this secrete from God.
I am a faithful subscriber to StarWars.com Homing Beacon.
Yes.
I am a Star Wars Geek.
Now before you think I'm a total loser, just know that I'm the type of Star Wars geek to go to Episode III and kick someone's ass to get the good seat - even if they are in a wheelchair sitting in the handicap section, fuck 'em. I don't even care - I will get all Mexican Jedi Ghetto on their ass.
In honor of Star Wars Episode III coming out {tear}, please enjoy these fabulous videos of a kid video recording himself playing a Jedi Master. We've all played the part, but not all of us have recorded ourselves, and most importantly, not all of us have had the video discovered by assholes like me who make fun of the poor bastard.
I'll show you the original clip - along with the progression of how each person started adding stuff to the clip. Not sure if Ebaum's World did one of the videos or if one of their readers did the video and then they threw their name on it...don't know, either way here they are. Each video gets better and better -
Enjoy and laugh at the Jedi Twat.
Star Wars Twat - Original
Star Wars Twat - Version 1
Star Wars Twat - Version 2
Star Wars Twat - Version 3
Oops! My Bad!
Oops!...I did it again
I wrote about you.... got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think the glove fits
So you won't acquit
But I am that innocent
On more than one occasion and with more than one person, I have written about my life and changed my thought process and feelings to show something else for entertainment that in return has caused weird feelings in the person/people that I'm writing about. People I know personally - so my recent victim was none other than my mother. She found a blog entry.
Snooping around looking through my stuff isn't a surprise to me as she would look through my bank records if she had access - but what is a surprise to me, is how I could leave a blog post for her to find. The particular blog entry that she found thank goodness (laying on the sarcasm here), was about her.
I've only written three times about her - Guess Which One She Found and Read:
Weekend of Fun
The Cha Cha Penguin
I'm On Time Because I'm Perfect
I'll Do What I Want
For those of you that are emailing me wondering when I'm going to be posting again or sending me "missing you" emails - fuck off.
I'm busy.
I don't even have time to read my favorite blogs. Which whenever I have time to post for my own blog, I usually have time to read other blogs. It goes hand in hand. However, I don't leave comments on everyone's blog because then I feel like I'm looking for cheap readers. I do read blogs, but if I leave a comment, know that it's because I think enough of the post to post a comment on it and it isn't for you to visit my blog. I don't know where I was going with this.
Oh, back to the pricks telling me to post something funny. Number 1, everything I post is funny, and Number 2, I know I said I would post more regularly, if you are comparing to how many posts I had in February and March to now, then I am posting more regular than a little boy gets touched by Michael Jackson. Number 3...now pay attention because this one is important:
IT IS MY FUCKING WEBSITE.
I'll post when-ever-the-fuck-I-want. Period Mother fucker. Period.
I do love writing, so just visit because sometimes I'll rattle off a bunch of posts in a week, sometimes it will be 1 post in a week. It really depends on what I'm doing. I have been busy working on other projects for other people because there are only like 3 people in the world that are as creative, wonderful, and funny as I am - so in return, my talents are constantly in demand.
Viva La Mexico
A normal Mexican Party in my family is either at a park where we completely take over the park infesting it like maggots, or have it at a house. Wherever we have it, coronas and carne asada can be found. Good times, good times. Speaking of - let me just cut in really quick, I was at the mall the other day and as I was walking through the main food court, I saw something unusual, I saw a man eating lunch drinking a corona in the mall. Why is that unusual? Well, because they don't sell Beer at the mall - he had to purchase it outside of the mall bring it inside and then use a bottle opener (most likely on his keychain) to pop open a corona and pound it right there in the mall. Nice. He's Mexican though so it really isn't that unusual. Here's the picture.
Anyways - my family recently had a party at my cousin's house, in the back was the party so you make your way around to the back and the first thing you see is the backdoor with an iron gate (for protection because everyone Hates Mexicans) and a Mexican flag (cause we like to represent). Viva La Meheeeeeeco
As you make your way around you pass the steak, pork, and chicken being cooked. Good eating right there people. Popcorn for the kids, and of course, a Mariachi Band and Curly Top & Omey loved it. Hello - what kind of a Mexican party would it be without a Mariachi Band?
Click the picture for a 50 second video.
My family is Latin - and we love to dance, my dad and my step mom dancing.
Daddy's Girl
Curly Top looks exactly like her mom except her lack of lips which she got from me, but - she definitely has my personality.
Click the picture
It is time to play - Name that Chick
Who is this chick to me?
1) She attended a life altering event in my life
2) She attended an event that I paid over $5K for
3) I was her first
Considering how much I talk about my life, I am private, and the little bit that I do share with you, is limited to what I share
with you. So feel privileged that I am going to share this with you. Because I've even kept this secrete from God.I am a faithful subscriber to StarWars.com Homing Beacon.
Yes.
I am a Star Wars Geek.
Now before you think I'm a total loser, just know that I'm the type of Star Wars geek to go to Episode III and kick someone's ass to get the good seat - even if they are in a wheelchair sitting in the handicap section, fuck 'em. I don't even care - I will get all Mexican Jedi Ghetto on their ass.
In honor of Star Wars Episode III coming out {tear}, please enjoy these fabulous videos of a kid video recording himself playing a Jedi Master. We've all played the part, but not all of us have recorded ourselves, and most importantly, not all of us have had the video discovered by assholes like me who make fun of the poor bastard.
I'll show you the original clip - along with the progression of how each person started adding stuff to the clip. Not sure if Ebaum's World did one of the videos or if one of their readers did the video and then they threw their name on it...don't know, either way here they are. Each video gets better and better -
Enjoy and laugh at the Jedi Twat.
Star Wars Twat - Original
Star Wars Twat - Version 1
Star Wars Twat - Version 2
Star Wars Twat - Version 3
Oops! My Bad!
Oops!...I did it again
I wrote about you.... got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think the glove fits
So you won't acquit
But I am that innocent
On more than one occasion and with more than one person, I have written about my life and changed my thought process and feelings to show something else for entertainment that in return has caused weird feelings in the person/people that I'm writing about. People I know personally - so my recent victim was none other than my mother. She found a blog entry.
Snooping around looking through my stuff isn't a surprise to me as she would look through my bank records if she had access - but what is a surprise to me, is how I could leave a blog post for her to find. The particular blog entry that she found thank goodness (laying on the sarcasm here), was about her.
I've only written three times about her - Guess Which One She Found and Read:
Weekend of Fun
The Cha Cha Penguin
I'm On Time Because I'm Perfect
I'll Do What I Want
For those of you that are emailing me wondering when I'm going to be posting again or sending me "missing you" emails - fuck off.
I'm busy.
I don't even have time to read my favorite blogs. Which whenever I have time to post for my own blog, I usually have time to read other blogs. It goes hand in hand. However, I don't leave comments on everyone's blog because then I feel like I'm looking for cheap readers. I do read blogs, but if I leave a comment, know that it's because I think enough of the post to post a comment on it and it isn't for you to visit my blog. I don't know where I was going with this.
Oh, back to the pricks telling me to post something funny. Number 1, everything I post is funny, and Number 2, I know I said I would post more regularly, if you are comparing to how many posts I had in February and March to now, then I am posting more regular than a little boy gets touched by Michael Jackson. Number 3...now pay attention because this one is important:
IT IS MY FUCKING WEBSITE.
I'll post when-ever-the-fuck-I-want. Period Mother fucker. Period.
I do love writing, so just visit because sometimes I'll rattle off a bunch of posts in a week, sometimes it will be 1 post in a week. It really depends on what I'm doing. I have been busy working on other projects for other people because there are only like 3 people in the world that are as creative, wonderful, and funny as I am - so in return, my talents are constantly in demand.
Viva La Mexico
A normal Mexican Party in my family is either at a park where we completely take over the park infesting it like maggots, or have it at a house. Wherever we have it, coronas and carne asada can be found. Good times, good times. Speaking of - let me just cut in really quick, I was at the mall the other day and as I was walking through the main food court, I saw something unusual, I saw a man eating lunch drinking a corona in the mall. Why is that unusual? Well, because they don't sell Beer at the mall - he had to purchase it outside of the mall bring it inside and then use a bottle opener (most likely on his keychain) to pop open a corona and pound it right there in the mall. Nice. He's Mexican though so it really isn't that unusual. Here's the picture.
Anyways - my family recently had a party at my cousin's house, in the back was the party so you make your way around to the back and the first thing you see is the backdoor with an iron gate (for protection because everyone Hates Mexicans) and a Mexican flag (cause we like to represent). Viva La Meheeeeeeco
As you make your way around you pass the steak, pork, and chicken being cooked. Good eating right there people. Popcorn for the kids, and of course, a Mariachi Band and Curly Top & Omey loved it. Hello - what kind of a Mexican party would it be without a Mariachi Band?
My family is Latin - and we love to dance, my dad and my step mom dancing.
Daddy's Girl
Curly Top looks exactly like her mom except her lack of lips which she got from me, but - she definitely has my personality.
It is time to play - Name that Chick
Who is this chick to me?
1) She attended a life altering event in my life
2) She attended an event that I paid over $5K for
3) I was her first
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