12 a.m. (1 of 24)
First lets get some things out of the way - at the end of each post is a paypal link that you can click on and donate money with your paypal account, if you don't have one, you can use a credit card.
Thanks to those that have already donated - I really, really appreciate it. If you want to chat with me, I will be on AIM all night and all day at tinyTIJUANA unless I'm in route. I will try to keep my posts somewhat short but sometimes I get on a rampage and go off the deep end so who knows how long they'll be. I'm guessing that some most will be semi short while others will be a little longer.
Today, my boss comes into my office and shuts the door. "What the hell is going on? Why aren't you getting them out on time?"
"Well, ummmm, I'm not sending them out on time."
"We can't lose that business - it is unacceptable for this to be happening - if we lose this business then you will be out of a job."
This is when the reality hit me - HOLY SHIT! I could lose my job.
If we lose this business I won't have to come back here - come back to this shit hole of all that is unholy that my coworkers call, "work".
A huge relief came over me and I had a sudden urge to walk over to my boss' office and take a giant shit right on the recently windex glass desk of his. Not because I don't like him, I actually think he's a great boss, but more of a huge "fuck you" towards everything that is involved in my job including having to deal with arrogant bastard attorneys on a daily basis.
This is perfect timing actually as I won't be sleeping while blogging every hour on the hour after being yelled at the day before.
Good times, good times.
Should be interesting.
Anyways, I do have some ideas so hopefully this whole thing is worth a few laughs.
Enjoy the blogathon.
Click Here for the reason of the Blogathon
Use Paypal or a Credit
Thanks to those that have already donated - I really, really appreciate it. If you want to chat with me, I will be on AIM all night and all day at tinyTIJUANA unless I'm in route. I will try to keep my posts somewhat short but sometimes I get on a rampage and go off the deep end so who knows how long they'll be. I'm guessing that some most will be semi short while others will be a little longer.
Today, my boss comes into my office and shuts the door. "What the hell is going on? Why aren't you getting them out on time?"
"Well, ummmm, I'm not sending them out on time."
"We can't lose that business - it is unacceptable for this to be happening - if we lose this business then you will be out of a job."
This is when the reality hit me - HOLY SHIT! I could lose my job.
If we lose this business I won't have to come back here - come back to this shit hole of all that is unholy that my coworkers call, "work".
A huge relief came over me and I had a sudden urge to walk over to my boss' office and take a giant shit right on the recently windex glass desk of his. Not because I don't like him, I actually think he's a great boss, but more of a huge "fuck you" towards everything that is involved in my job including having to deal with arrogant bastard attorneys on a daily basis.
This is perfect timing actually as I won't be sleeping while blogging every hour on the hour after being yelled at the day before.
Good times, good times.
Should be interesting.
Anyways, I do have some ideas so hopefully this whole thing is worth a few laughs.
Enjoy the blogathon.
Click Here for the reason of the Blogathon
Use Paypal or a Credit
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