4 a.m. {5 of 24}
I usually don't have time to watch T.V., but when I do, I'm usually tuned into ESPN or Comedy Central, but now that I have so much time on my hands I'm flipping through the channels and I'm suddenly slapped in the face with the reality that there is nothing but SHIT on T.V.
Paid Programming on Spike TV? Hmmm, I click over and it is "Wild Party Girls" dancing around and rubbing up against each other. Basically a Girls Gone Wild rip off. For the next 250 callers only, you get two videos for free. In other words, we can't sell these piece of shit videos to enough people so we are trying to give them away if you buy just ONE video. Please, buy one video, just one - please!
So many paid programming on - hair plugs, increase your income - acne. Wow, I just flipped to a 22.5" Dragonfly lamp with Lit Base - the lamp looks like a 1976 piece of junk.
Ultimate 70's music collection - Walk Fit (weight loss program) - I've had enough of the paid programming. Oh shit..I missed that commercial. It was about adopting an African kid and sending money and stuff. For 11 cents a day (I think that is what I heard), you can cloth, school, and feed a child in Africa. Well fuckin-a, if all it costs is 11 cents a day I'm sending Curly Top to Africa.
I flip to Sports Center and they are showing National Spelling Bee clips. What the fuck? I don't want to see some ugly ass smart kid spelling words that normal people don't use. I want to see sports highlights.
Watching TV this late is like some kind of awful Asian Torture where at first it isn't that bad until it is done to you over and over and over and over again until you SNAP.
Holy Toledo. I just came across soft porn. Women: Stories of Passion - an angel rescues a human. Wait a second though, the angel is no angel, he's a fucking Mexican. The acting is superb - amazing. I even believe that they are really having sex. I do miss scrambled porn though, the soft saxophone playing the "stick it in the nina" music. Hearing the moaning and getting all excited when you catch a glimpse of nipple. Those were good times right there my gentle readers. Good times indeed.
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Paid Programming on Spike TV? Hmmm, I click over and it is "Wild Party Girls" dancing around and rubbing up against each other. Basically a Girls Gone Wild rip off. For the next 250 callers only, you get two videos for free. In other words, we can't sell these piece of shit videos to enough people so we are trying to give them away if you buy just ONE video. Please, buy one video, just one - please!
So many paid programming on - hair plugs, increase your income - acne. Wow, I just flipped to a 22.5" Dragonfly lamp with Lit Base - the lamp looks like a 1976 piece of junk.
Ultimate 70's music collection - Walk Fit (weight loss program) - I've had enough of the paid programming. Oh shit..I missed that commercial. It was about adopting an African kid and sending money and stuff. For 11 cents a day (I think that is what I heard), you can cloth, school, and feed a child in Africa. Well fuckin-a, if all it costs is 11 cents a day I'm sending Curly Top to Africa.
I flip to Sports Center and they are showing National Spelling Bee clips. What the fuck? I don't want to see some ugly ass smart kid spelling words that normal people don't use. I want to see sports highlights.
Watching TV this late is like some kind of awful Asian Torture where at first it isn't that bad until it is done to you over and over and over and over again until you SNAP.
Holy Toledo. I just came across soft porn. Women: Stories of Passion - an angel rescues a human. Wait a second though, the angel is no angel, he's a fucking Mexican. The acting is superb - amazing. I even believe that they are really having sex. I do miss scrambled porn though, the soft saxophone playing the "stick it in the nina" music. Hearing the moaning and getting all excited when you catch a glimpse of nipple. Those were good times right there my gentle readers. Good times indeed.
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Use Paypal or a Credit
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