12 p.m. {13 of 24}
I slowly peel back the top of Genghis Khan's cage - his domain - his kingdom.
I lift up the rock slowly looking for the coolest looking family member. Only, I don't see him.....
Ummmm......
SHIT!!!!
This could be a serious liability problem. Yes, I care more about being sued than someone getting stung with the poisonous venom of the scorpion.
Wait a second, this could be a good thing. If I can train my scorpion to hunt down certain attorneys and some of the secretaries in the other building, I think....uhhh, Yes - this is a good thing and now I have a reason to continue working here.
Jussssssssss keeeeeeding, though training my scorpion to hunt down attorneys and secretaries is intriguing, I wouldn't want to stay around just for that - I can have the scorpion hunt down annoying loud children in my neighborhood and still have that warm fuzzy feeling inside that I've accomplished something positive for the world.
I quickly jump over to my keyboard and rattle off a few sentences saying I can't find the little gentle creature. I then go back to look for him.
The reason why I'm looking for him is because I need to buy him some crickets for food as he is not big enough yet to eat ugly infants in my ultimate quest to rid the world of ugly people. Otherwise I don't want to disturb him because scorpions can become all stressed out and are very Up and Down creatures, basically they are women with visible claws and a visible death stinger ready to kill you at the first opportunity they can get.
I pull up the rock and look closely and I see the little guy...he has dug himself into a nice little wedge.....
Hello My Precious.
In case I forget to mention it later, my 2 p.m. post is going to probably be a little late as I'm going to a going away luncheon for a secretary that is smart enough to leave this scum infested-dirty-herpe-whore-Law- Firm.
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I lift up the rock slowly looking for the coolest looking family member. Only, I don't see him.....
Ummmm......
SHIT!!!!
This could be a serious liability problem. Yes, I care more about being sued than someone getting stung with the poisonous venom of the scorpion.
Wait a second, this could be a good thing. If I can train my scorpion to hunt down certain attorneys and some of the secretaries in the other building, I think....uhhh, Yes - this is a good thing and now I have a reason to continue working here.
Jussssssssss keeeeeeding, though training my scorpion to hunt down attorneys and secretaries is intriguing, I wouldn't want to stay around just for that - I can have the scorpion hunt down annoying loud children in my neighborhood and still have that warm fuzzy feeling inside that I've accomplished something positive for the world.
I quickly jump over to my keyboard and rattle off a few sentences saying I can't find the little gentle creature. I then go back to look for him.
The reason why I'm looking for him is because I need to buy him some crickets for food as he is not big enough yet to eat ugly infants in my ultimate quest to rid the world of ugly people. Otherwise I don't want to disturb him because scorpions can become all stressed out and are very Up and Down creatures, basically they are women with visible claws and a visible death stinger ready to kill you at the first opportunity they can get.
I pull up the rock and look closely and I see the little guy...he has dug himself into a nice little wedge.....
Hello My Precious.
In case I forget to mention it later, my 2 p.m. post is going to probably be a little late as I'm going to a going away luncheon for a secretary that is smart enough to leave this scum infested-dirty-herpe-whore-Law- Firm.
Click Here for the Purpose of the Blogathon
Use Paypal or a Credit Card
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