Thursday, June 02, 2005

7 p.m. {20 of 24}

In the 7 p.m. range, people at work start going home, the office is pretty empty by this hour. Perfect, now I can go check on my pee cup in the bathroom filled with apple juice.

I creep into the bathroom like I'm Spiderman ready to pounce on some crooks when I peak around the corner into the stall where I left the fake pee sample and still sitting there is the cup in all its glory.


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Whoa....WHoa..... WHOa...... WHOA......WHOA!!!!!

At 1 p..m. post #14, if you look closely at the pictures, you'll notice that the fake barcode label that I made is turned towards the toilet. Now in the current pictures I just took, the fake barcode is turned away from the toilette. The cup has been turned. Who the fuck is nasty enough to touch the cup of urine sample? Oh shit...I think I just puked in my own mouth.

OH MY GOD - I work with a Urine Sample Cup Handler ..... dis-fucking-gusting.

Guys are nasty too they don't wash their hands, I know, I've seen them. You disgust me. Argh. I can hardly swallow my own salvia right now....

Management, if they've seen it, is probably hoping and praying that the rightful owner will realize that he is not in possession of his barcoded urine and will come back for it. Little do they know that I have planted it there and I'm just waiting for the rumors to spread like crabs at a High School Prom.

Stay tuned, I shall keep you posted my gentle readers.




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