Do You Blog? I Hope You Die

I'm a blogger.

I love strangers who know nothing about me or my life. My low self-esteem gets a boost whenever someone leaves a comment. I especially love when strangers agree with my opinions. It makes me feel good. I don't like when someone disagrees with me, they just don't understand so I must keep blogging so they can understand. I have to justify everything that they wouldn't agree with in my anal pathetic life because my entire universe revolves around what other people think about me and my life, especially those people who I most likely will never meet or even talk to in person.

Here's a fucking hammer - please do us a favor and bash your own head in.

Everywhere you turn there is a blog - blogs are everywhere - blog, blog, blog, blog. Blogs are becoming a part of our culture. The only good thing about a blog is that they have revealed the most evil people on the planet - those people who own a blog.

People who own a blog are blood thirsty self-centered twats. If you own a blog, I hope you choke on a chicken and die. No one cares about your pathetic life, no one cares about your insignificant opinions, and no one cares about your feelings and thoughts.

In fact, you should just kill yourself.

Because I own a blog I feel special, because I own a blog, my opinions count, because I own a blog my life has meaning.

No, you are an insignificant selfish twat who can type. That is all. Get that fact through your big selfish blog head.

"No, TIMMY!, you're wrong - I've read on other blogs that some bloggers have been asked to political events to make speeches - blogs are making a difference and my blog can too."

Bloggers are like assholes - they spew out shit - get it through your fucking head - If you are a blogger you are not making a difference. You are a mere dot in the universe and your sole purpose in life is to get people in the cyber world to agree with your stupid annoying opinions.

My life is so interesting, my thoughts and actions are so unique that I just know that everyone will want to read about my life. Out of the 20 billion people that have lived on this planet before me, my life, situations, and my problems have never occurred in another's life. Ever. Because my life is so unique, I should write things about my life and my thoughts down because people will want to read them.

My life is so exciting it jumps right off of the pages as someone reads about it. I'll just have to leave comments on as many blogs as I possibly can every single day to make sure that people come back to read my exciting and unique life.

No one fucking cares about you or your blog you self loathing bastard. The only reason why someone would leave a comment on your boring pathetic life is so that you can visit their blog and leave a comment about their boring and pathetic life. It's a vicious blog cycle and you're only fooling yourself.



Based on statistical findings that I just made up to prove my point, 99.2% of all bloggers only blog for the purpose of getting comments. That is just plain pathetic.

Do you blog? I hope you die.