King Dick and the 'C' Word
Cunt. The word in itself is degrading, offensive, vulgar - so ruthless in its tone that a woman will slap the corn right out of your shit if you call her a cunt.
With women being so intuitive of everything including what a man is thinking (trust me - this is a fact that all women believe even if they deny it), before the word even leaves his mouth the woman is raising her hand to back hand the fuck out of him. And as he says, "cun..." her hand is in motion. Immediately, and I mean IMMEDIATLEY, as he says the second half of the word, ...."t" he has been smacked up along side of the head with his eyeballs rattling around inside his cocoanut.
Sticks and stones may break my bones...but the word cunt will make me want to spend the rest of my life in prison for stabbing you in the ear.
Why? Why is that word so evil?
There is no word for men to call that has the same results. Why? Because men won't stand for it - we realize that they are just words. Women on the other hand take offense. God forbid *deep breath* they take it personally. This is why women have a glass ceiling. Women allow themselves to be oppressed. Men are at the top of the food chain.....not "man"....MEN are at the top of the food chain for this very reason. Where are the women? Where they should be cooking the men's steaks.
I can picture it now - it was at the Men's World On Keeping Women Where They Belong - The Kitchen, or simply, MWOKWWTB-TK. It was the annual MWOKWWTB-TK meeting. Men from all over the world attended.
The year was 1987, and the Leader of the MWOKWWTB-TK took to the podium, his name was Richard, he was affectionately called, King Dick.
"ORDER!!! ORDER!!!!! Settle down men, we have business to conduct!" King Dick shouted out to his faithful followers on keeping women oppressed.
"Men, I am sad to report that all these crazy rappers out there have completely desynthetized all the women around the world and we can no longer call them bitches and hoes when we're pissed off at them. It no longer has any affect on them. I know...I know - when you're pissed off at your woman you want to be as offensive and mean as you possibly can to keep the foot on their neck, but these damn rappers use the derogatory names so much that women have accepted the name calling. So we need a new offensive word to keep women oppressed - the floor is now open to suggestions."
Being a short Asian man, Huang stood up on his chair and shouted, "How about we call them, 'reptile'? Sorta rike 'bitch' only reptile."
King Dick rubbed his beard while he thought and said, "Reptiles huh? Can you spell that and use it in a sentence to see how it flows?"
Huang took a moment and then shouted, "Reptile, R-E-P-T-I-L-E-, reptile. What do you mean, my steak not ready, you - REPTILE!"
King Dick shook his head and said, "No, my little-Asian-who-can't-drive-and-owns-all-the-homes-in-my-neighborhood friend. The word isn't offensive enough and it doesn't flow off my tongue like it should."
King Dick spotted someone in the back. "You there....the tall Mexican wearing the goofy Hawaiian shirt, do you have anything to add?"
The Tall Mexican wearing the goofy Hawaiian shirt stood up and shouted, "How about Twat?"
"Twat? Hmmmm...." King Dick responded, "Can you spell it and use it in a sentence so we all can get a feel for it?"
"Twat, T-W-A-T, twat. What do you mean, my steak isn't ready you TWAT!"
Laughing King Dick said, "No, my big-illegal-who-steals-resources-from-the-land-and-then-complains-about-not-having-any-medical and/or driving-license-Mexican friend. That word makes me laugh. The word is to comical, we want to oppress the women folk not make them laugh, but I like where you're going with the genitalia concept."
After thinking for a moment King Dick said, "What about cunt?"
All the men in the crowd erupted
"ORDER! ORDER!!!" King Dick shouted. "We need to spell it out and use it in a sentence just like they do on the National Spelling Bee Contests to know for sure. So here we go....Cunt, C-U-N-T, cunt. What do you mean, my steak isn't ready you, YOU CUNT!"
*APPLAUSE*
Someone shouted in the crowd, "Way to go Dick!"
King Dick was laughing like the devil, "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA - I can just imagine it now. 'You slept with my best friend you fucking cunt!' IT'S PERFECT!!!!"
Everyone in attendence was cheering, clapping and whistleing.
King Dick was so proud of himself he raised his hands and shouted to the crowd, "Yes! That's it - that is the word we shall use from this day forward oppressing women and keeping them emotionally insecure since they take everything so personally. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM KING DICK!"
That is exactly how I figure that the word "cunt" became so hated among women. It is how it had to happen as there is no other explanation.
Hopefully cunt will never be used in mainstream media because there are already to many derogatory options to call a woman that is acceptable in society.
With women being so intuitive of everything including what a man is thinking (trust me - this is a fact that all women believe even if they deny it), before the word even leaves his mouth the woman is raising her hand to back hand the fuck out of him. And as he says, "cun..." her hand is in motion. Immediately, and I mean IMMEDIATLEY, as he says the second half of the word, ...."t" he has been smacked up along side of the head with his eyeballs rattling around inside his cocoanut.
Sticks and stones may break my bones...but the word cunt will make me want to spend the rest of my life in prison for stabbing you in the ear.
Why? Why is that word so evil?
There is no word for men to call that has the same results. Why? Because men won't stand for it - we realize that they are just words. Women on the other hand take offense. God forbid *deep breath* they take it personally. This is why women have a glass ceiling. Women allow themselves to be oppressed. Men are at the top of the food chain.....not "man"....MEN are at the top of the food chain for this very reason. Where are the women? Where they should be cooking the men's steaks.
I can picture it now - it was at the Men's World On Keeping Women Where They Belong - The Kitchen, or simply, MWOKWWTB-TK. It was the annual MWOKWWTB-TK meeting. Men from all over the world attended.
The year was 1987, and the Leader of the MWOKWWTB-TK took to the podium, his name was Richard, he was affectionately called, King Dick.
"ORDER!!! ORDER!!!!! Settle down men, we have business to conduct!" King Dick shouted out to his faithful followers on keeping women oppressed.
"Men, I am sad to report that all these crazy rappers out there have completely desynthetized all the women around the world and we can no longer call them bitches and hoes when we're pissed off at them. It no longer has any affect on them. I know...I know - when you're pissed off at your woman you want to be as offensive and mean as you possibly can to keep the foot on their neck, but these damn rappers use the derogatory names so much that women have accepted the name calling. So we need a new offensive word to keep women oppressed - the floor is now open to suggestions."
Being a short Asian man, Huang stood up on his chair and shouted, "How about we call them, 'reptile'? Sorta rike 'bitch' only reptile."
King Dick rubbed his beard while he thought and said, "Reptiles huh? Can you spell that and use it in a sentence to see how it flows?"
Huang took a moment and then shouted, "Reptile, R-E-P-T-I-L-E-, reptile. What do you mean, my steak not ready, you - REPTILE!"
King Dick shook his head and said, "No, my little-Asian-who-can't-drive-and-owns-all-the-homes-in-my-neighborhood friend. The word isn't offensive enough and it doesn't flow off my tongue like it should."
King Dick spotted someone in the back. "You there....the tall Mexican wearing the goofy Hawaiian shirt, do you have anything to add?"
The Tall Mexican wearing the goofy Hawaiian shirt stood up and shouted, "How about Twat?"
"Twat? Hmmmm...." King Dick responded, "Can you spell it and use it in a sentence so we all can get a feel for it?"
"Twat, T-W-A-T, twat. What do you mean, my steak isn't ready you TWAT!"
Laughing King Dick said, "No, my big-illegal-who-steals-resources-from-the-land-and-then-complains-about-not-having-any-medical and/or driving-license-Mexican friend. That word makes me laugh. The word is to comical, we want to oppress the women folk not make them laugh, but I like where you're going with the genitalia concept."
After thinking for a moment King Dick said, "What about cunt?"
All the men in the crowd erupted
"ORDER! ORDER!!!" King Dick shouted. "We need to spell it out and use it in a sentence just like they do on the National Spelling Bee Contests to know for sure. So here we go....Cunt, C-U-N-T, cunt. What do you mean, my steak isn't ready you, YOU CUNT!"
*APPLAUSE*
Someone shouted in the crowd, "Way to go Dick!"
King Dick was laughing like the devil, "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA - I can just imagine it now. 'You slept with my best friend you fucking cunt!' IT'S PERFECT!!!!"
Everyone in attendence was cheering, clapping and whistleing.
King Dick was so proud of himself he raised his hands and shouted to the crowd, "Yes! That's it - that is the word we shall use from this day forward oppressing women and keeping them emotionally insecure since they take everything so personally. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM KING DICK!"
That is exactly how I figure that the word "cunt" became so hated among women. It is how it had to happen as there is no other explanation.
Hopefully cunt will never be used in mainstream media because there are already to many derogatory options to call a woman that is acceptable in society.
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