Friday, August 05, 2005

RTS War on Terror Chat Room

If the war on terror was fought online in RTS (real time strategy) this is what the chat room would be like:



**osama_hasbeen_laid has joined the game**
**ahmed_shah_mass00d[NA] has joined the game**
**ge8rge_W_b00sh has joined the game**
osama_hasbeen_laid: wuz up fools
**donnie_luvs_rum has joined the game**
**mullah_000mar has joined the game**
**coolin_power has joined the game**
ge8rge_W_b00sh: hello
donnie_luvs_rum: y0
**jacques_chiropractor26 has joined the game**
mullah_00mar: hey
ahmed_shah_mass00d[NA]: wut r we playin 2day
**tony_da_tig8r[UK] has joined the game**
osama_hasbeen_laid: wut cuntry is NA?
**vlad_puddin has joined the game**
ahmed_shah_mass00d[NA]: wut r u talkin about?
osama_hasbeen_laid: the tag on ur nic dumbass
**gerhard_xxxx has joined the game**
mullah_00mar: lol
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: ello
ahmed_shah_mass00d[NA]: ohhhhhhhhhh ....aint a cuntry it s my clan stands 4 northern alliance
osama_hasbeen_laid: dats gay dood
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Hi coolin_power, I have not seen you in awhile, it's good to see you again my friend.
coolin_power: yo
mullah_00mar: northern alliance is a stoopid clan name dude, u should go with somthin cool like [AQ] al qaeda
**jose_josb_josc_josd[ES] has joined the game**
jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: holla
coolin_power: al reminds me of my uncle and qaueda sounds like something he shit out lol
donnie_luvs_rum: lmfao
ge8rge_W_b00sh: That was funny - lol
mullah_00mar: fuk all of u ..ur going to pay for that fukkers
coolin_power: whatever fag
ahmed_shah_mass00d[NA]: 4 realz guys wut r we playin?
osama_hasbeen_laid: mullah watch this
*ahmed_shah_mass00d[NA] has left the game**
osama_hasbeen_laid: lol fukin n00b
mullah_00mar: lol u rock...dood come hang out with me
osama_hasbeen_laid: k
jacques_chiropractor26: tuff luck on the world cup loss 2 brazil gerhard
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: tough luck? they got ther arses handed 2 'em mate
gerhard_xxxx: least we weren't eliminated in the 1st round like france lmao
vlad_puddin: lol
coolin_power: WTF???
donnie_luvs_rum: HOLY SHEET!!!!!!
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Oh my God
osama_hasbeen_laid: ROTFL
coolin_power: dats bullsh1t
mullah_00mar: niceeeeeeee - take that beeeyiotches
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: not cool mate
vlad_puddin: d00d that was so wrong
coolin_power: fuk u mutha fukkers
jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: eeeejole not nice amigos
jacques_chiropractor26: what a dick
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: spotted dick?
coolin_power: fag
gerhard_xxxx: lol
ge8rge_W_b00sh: There will be retribution to be paid osama_hasbeen_laid
donnie_luvs_rum: we'll see whos the biotch - beeeeeeyaotch
ge8rge_W_b00sh: mullah_00mar, please tell us where osama_hasbeen_laid is on the map
mullah_00mar: fuk u america sux
coolin_power: u little faggots we r going to kick ur bitch asses
**tommy_da_frank has joined the game**
mullah_00mar: fuk off
donnie_luvs_rum: wuts up tommy we need u to go kick some turbin ass
osama_hasbeen_laid: we aint skeeeeerd fags
gerhard_xxxx: lol @ turbin ass
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Tell us on the map where osama_hasbeen_laid is.
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: i'll help
coolin_power: kewl
mullah_00mar: dont even try 2 come near m
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**mullah_00mar has left the game**
osama_hasbeen_laid: wtf?
tommy_da_frank: muahahahahahahahahahaha losers
jacques_chiropractor26: how did u do that so fast?
coolin_power: its called, not being a pussy u french fag
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: lol ^5
gerhard_xxxx: fockin cheats!!!!
vlad_puddin: ya fukin hackers
ge8rge_W_b00sh: What is ^5 tony_da_tig8r[UK]?
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: ^5 = high five
vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
coolin_power: stoopid brit
donnie_luvs_rum: vlads just jealous causee he cant score on a fat chick on prom nite
coolin_power: lmao
**saDDam_n_GomoRRah has joined the game**
**meday_uday has joined the game**
jacques_chiropractor26: doods -- dont play, america is hacking
**qu-say_i-say_we-all-say has joined the game**
coolin_power: fuk u
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: sweet i got bombs already
donnie_luvs_rum: how the fuk did u get bombs?
**agent_chemical_ali has joined the game**
jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: i like tacos
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: AFK -- tea time
ge8rge_W_b00sh: saDDam_n_GomoRRah, please explain what type of bombs you have.
qu-say_i-say_we-all-say: bombs? shyt, i want 2 to join ur army
coolin_power: u better tell us saddam or else
meday_uday: i want 2 join army too
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: or what? i'll bitch slap u like the ho u r
**hans_bliXXX has joined the game**
hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
coolin_power: lol u mean hans bitch
donnie_luvs_rum: lmao
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Or Hans Solo, I love that movie.
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: okay u can join my army as long as u call me daddy
vlad_puddin: fukkin hackers
**tony_da_tig8r[UK] is now idle**
hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
jacques_chiropractor26: blix use some turns up n check out saddam for us
gerhard_xxxx: thats good idea
vlad_puddin: gerhard, why do u have 4xs on ur nic?
coolin_power: probably the number of jews he killed
gerhard_xxxx: fuk off
donnie_luvs_rum: dood that was wrong but funny lol
hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
ge8rge_W_b00sh: This is taking to long
jacques_chiropractor26: give it some time fag
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: i jjust want 2 rank...no fighting
gerhard_xxxx: what about osama?
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Who?
coolin_power: hes dead
vlad_puddin: then why is he still logged into the game?
donnie_luvs_rum: a glitch
jacques_chiropractor26: sounds like more hacking 2 me
vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: i like burritos
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: I'm back whqts going on?
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Welcome back.
coolin_power: wb
donnie_luvs_rum: wb
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: thx guys
coolin_power: i just sent everyone an email showing the bombs of saddam
jacques_chiropractor26: u guys get osama email?
donnie_luvs_rum: what email
gerhard_xxxx: yeah i got it sade hes still going 2 kick US arse
coolin_power: then were the fook is he?
vlad_puddin: coolin_power that email is bullshyt .....that doesnt prove shyt
coolin_power: yes it does
jacques_chiropractor26: dood that email was a bunch of nonsense
ge8rge_W_b00sh: tommy_da_frank, get a soldier and attack saDDam_n_GomoRRah.
tommy_da_frank: let me call my gf 2 help
jacques_chiropractor26: stop cheating
coolin_power: we can call 4 more help fag
vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
donnie_luvs_rum: hans bitch u havnt helped at all
hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
coolin_power: dood cut the shyt
jacques_chiropractor26: we should list1n 2 him
gerhard_xxxx: i agree
coolin_power: u would u fukin nazi
gerhard_xxxx: fuk u
hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
**hans_bliXXX has left the game**
**jezzica_lynch69 has joined the game**
tommy_da_frank: hey cutie, i need u 2 go with me 2 remove some turbins lol
gerhard_xxxx: u guys r lame
**gerhard_xxxx has left he game**
vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
**vlad_puddin has left the game**
donnie_luvs_rum: loooosars
**agent_chemical_ali has left the game**
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: jacques dood stop the american attack... i thought we had an agreement
jacques_chiropractor26: shutup dood
ge8rge_W_b00sh: What do you mean agreement?
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: thats what team talk is 4 n00bs
jacques_chiropractor26: this game sux arse
**jacques_chiropractor26 has left the game**
jezzica_lynch69: i cant move my mouse
meday_uday: bwwwhahahahaha
qu-say_i-say_we-all-say: lol we rock
tommy_da_frank: hang in there babe
jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: i like enchiladas
meday_uday: wtf i didnt click there!!!!
qu-say_i-say_we-all-say: FUK!!!!!!!!!
donnie_luvs_rum: rotfllolololol
coolin_power: OMG LMAO
tommy_da_frank: n00bs lol
meday_uday: all of u are fags
**meday_uday has left the game**
qu-say_i-say_we-all-say: i want a new team next tyme l8er
**qu-say_i-say_we-all-say has left the game**
tommy_da_frank: there u go babe
jezzica_lynch69: thx, i have to go to skool now bbl
**jezzica_lynch69 has left the game**
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: wtf my teammates are n00bs
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Mission Accomplished
coolin_power: wtf b00sh? we havent won yet
donnie_luvs_rum: his lips are just burning from the crack pipe
tommy_da_frank: lol
jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: I like tortillas
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: ne1 want 2 play commando generals with me?
tommy_da_frank: okay i'm out
**tommy has left the game**
coolin_power: i'v ruled this game 4 years in a row, i'm done playing
coolin_power: l8er fools
**coolin_power has left the game**
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: come on lets play generals
**jose_josb_josc_josd[ES] has left the game**
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: i hate u fags
**saDDam_n_GomoRRah has left the game**
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Why haven't we won the game yet?
donnie_luvs_rum: it still shows osama_hasbeen_laid being logged in
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Who's osama_hasbeen_laid?
donnie_luvs_rum: fuker is probably hiding off the map
ge8rge_W_b00sh: We can't win if we don't kill him.
donnie_luvs_rum: ah fuk it
**donnie_luvs_rum has left the game**
ge8rge_W_b00sh: osama_hasbeen_laid?
ge8rge_W_b00sh: I'll just tell my friends we won.
**ge8rge_W_b00sh has left the game**