RTS War on Terror Chat Room
If the war on terror was fought online in RTS (real time strategy) this is what the chat room would be like:
**osama_hasbeen_laid has joined the game**
**ahmed_shah_mass00d[NA] has joined the game**
**ge8rge_W_b00sh has joined the game**
osama_hasbeen_laid: wuz up fools
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**coolin_power has joined the game**
ge8rge_W_b00sh: hello
donnie_luvs_rum: y0
**jacques_chiropractor26 has joined the game**
mullah_00mar: hey
ahmed_shah_mass00d[NA]: wut r we playin 2day
**tony_da_tig8r[UK] has joined the game**
osama_hasbeen_laid: wut cuntry is NA?
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ahmed_shah_mass00d[NA]: wut r u talkin about?
osama_hasbeen_laid: the tag on ur nic dumbass
**gerhard_xxxx has joined the game**
mullah_00mar: lol
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: ello
ahmed_shah_mass00d[NA]: ohhhhhhhhhh ....aint a cuntry it s my clan stands 4 northern alliance
osama_hasbeen_laid: dats gay dood
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Hi coolin_power, I have not seen you in awhile, it's good to see you again my friend.
coolin_power: yo
mullah_00mar: northern alliance is a stoopid clan name dude, u should go with somthin cool like [AQ] al qaeda
**jose_josb_josc_josd[ES] has joined the game**
jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: holla
coolin_power: al reminds me of my uncle and qaueda sounds like something he shit out lol
donnie_luvs_rum: lmfao
ge8rge_W_b00sh: That was funny - lol
mullah_00mar: fuk all of u ..ur going to pay for that fukkers
coolin_power: whatever fag
ahmed_shah_mass00d[NA]: 4 realz guys wut r we playin?
osama_hasbeen_laid: mullah watch this
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osama_hasbeen_laid: lol fukin n00b
mullah_00mar: lol u rock...dood come hang out with me
osama_hasbeen_laid: k
jacques_chiropractor26: tuff luck on the world cup loss 2 brazil gerhard
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: tough luck? they got ther arses handed 2 'em mate
gerhard_xxxx: least we weren't eliminated in the 1st round like france lmao
vlad_puddin: lol
coolin_power: WTF???
donnie_luvs_rum: HOLY SHEET!!!!!!
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Oh my God
osama_hasbeen_laid: ROTFL
coolin_power: dats bullsh1t
mullah_00mar: niceeeeeeee - take that beeeyiotches
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: not cool mate
vlad_puddin: d00d that was so wrong
coolin_power: fuk u mutha fukkers
jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: eeeejole not nice amigos
jacques_chiropractor26: what a dick
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: spotted dick?
coolin_power: fag
gerhard_xxxx: lol
ge8rge_W_b00sh: There will be retribution to be paid osama_hasbeen_laid
donnie_luvs_rum: we'll see whos the biotch - beeeeeeyaotch
ge8rge_W_b00sh: mullah_00mar, please tell us where osama_hasbeen_laid is on the map
mullah_00mar: fuk u america sux
coolin_power: u little faggots we r going to kick ur bitch asses
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mullah_00mar: fuk off
donnie_luvs_rum: wuts up tommy we need u to go kick some turbin ass
osama_hasbeen_laid: we aint skeeeeerd fags
gerhard_xxxx: lol @ turbin ass
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Tell us on the map where osama_hasbeen_laid is.
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: i'll help
coolin_power: kewl
mullah_00mar: dont even try 2 come near m
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osama_hasbeen_laid: wtf?
tommy_da_frank: muahahahahahahahahahaha losers
jacques_chiropractor26: how did u do that so fast?
coolin_power: its called, not being a pussy u french fag
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: lol ^5
gerhard_xxxx: fockin cheats!!!!
vlad_puddin: ya fukin hackers
ge8rge_W_b00sh: What is ^5 tony_da_tig8r[UK]?
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: ^5 = high five
vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
coolin_power: stoopid brit
donnie_luvs_rum: vlads just jealous causee he cant score on a fat chick on prom nite
coolin_power: lmao
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jacques_chiropractor26: doods -- dont play, america is hacking
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coolin_power: fuk u
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: sweet i got bombs already
donnie_luvs_rum: how the fuk did u get bombs?
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jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: i like tacos
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: AFK -- tea time
ge8rge_W_b00sh: saDDam_n_GomoRRah, please explain what type of bombs you have.
qu-say_i-say_we-all-say: bombs? shyt, i want 2 to join ur army
coolin_power: u better tell us saddam or else
meday_uday: i want 2 join army too
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: or what? i'll bitch slap u like the ho u r
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hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
coolin_power: lol u mean hans bitch
donnie_luvs_rum: lmao
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Or Hans Solo, I love that movie.
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: okay u can join my army as long as u call me daddy
vlad_puddin: fukkin hackers
**tony_da_tig8r[UK] is now idle**
hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
jacques_chiropractor26: blix use some turns up n check out saddam for us
gerhard_xxxx: thats good idea
vlad_puddin: gerhard, why do u have 4xs on ur nic?
coolin_power: probably the number of jews he killed
gerhard_xxxx: fuk off
donnie_luvs_rum: dood that was wrong but funny lol
hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
ge8rge_W_b00sh: This is taking to long
jacques_chiropractor26: give it some time fag
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: i jjust want 2 rank...no fighting
gerhard_xxxx: what about osama?
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Who?
coolin_power: hes dead
vlad_puddin: then why is he still logged into the game?
donnie_luvs_rum: a glitch
jacques_chiropractor26: sounds like more hacking 2 me
vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: i like burritos
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: I'm back whqts going on?
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Welcome back.
coolin_power: wb
donnie_luvs_rum: wb
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: thx guys
coolin_power: i just sent everyone an email showing the bombs of saddam
jacques_chiropractor26: u guys get osama email?
donnie_luvs_rum: what email
gerhard_xxxx: yeah i got it sade hes still going 2 kick US arse
coolin_power: then were the fook is he?
vlad_puddin: coolin_power that email is bullshyt .....that doesnt prove shyt
coolin_power: yes it does
jacques_chiropractor26: dood that email was a bunch of nonsense
ge8rge_W_b00sh: tommy_da_frank, get a soldier and attack saDDam_n_GomoRRah.
tommy_da_frank: let me call my gf 2 help
jacques_chiropractor26: stop cheating
coolin_power: we can call 4 more help fag
vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
donnie_luvs_rum: hans bitch u havnt helped at all
hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
coolin_power: dood cut the shyt
jacques_chiropractor26: we should list1n 2 him
gerhard_xxxx: i agree
coolin_power: u would u fukin nazi
gerhard_xxxx: fuk u
hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
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tommy_da_frank: hey cutie, i need u 2 go with me 2 remove some turbins lol
gerhard_xxxx: u guys r lame
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vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
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donnie_luvs_rum: loooosars
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saDDam_n_GomoRRah: jacques dood stop the american attack... i thought we had an agreement
jacques_chiropractor26: shutup dood
ge8rge_W_b00sh: What do you mean agreement?
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: thats what team talk is 4 n00bs
jacques_chiropractor26: this game sux arse
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jezzica_lynch69: i cant move my mouse
meday_uday: bwwwhahahahaha
qu-say_i-say_we-all-say: lol we rock
tommy_da_frank: hang in there babe
jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: i like enchiladas
meday_uday: wtf i didnt click there!!!!
qu-say_i-say_we-all-say: FUK!!!!!!!!!
donnie_luvs_rum: rotfllolololol
coolin_power: OMG LMAO
tommy_da_frank: n00bs lol
meday_uday: all of u are fags
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qu-say_i-say_we-all-say: i want a new team next tyme l8er
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tommy_da_frank: there u go babe
jezzica_lynch69: thx, i have to go to skool now bbl
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saDDam_n_GomoRRah: wtf my teammates are n00bs
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Mission Accomplished
coolin_power: wtf b00sh? we havent won yet
donnie_luvs_rum: his lips are just burning from the crack pipe
tommy_da_frank: lol
jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: I like tortillas
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: ne1 want 2 play commando generals with me?
tommy_da_frank: okay i'm out
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coolin_power: i'v ruled this game 4 years in a row, i'm done playing
coolin_power: l8er fools
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saDDam_n_GomoRRah: come on lets play generals
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saDDam_n_GomoRRah: i hate u fags
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ge8rge_W_b00sh: Why haven't we won the game yet?
donnie_luvs_rum: it still shows osama_hasbeen_laid being logged in
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Who's osama_hasbeen_laid?
donnie_luvs_rum: fuker is probably hiding off the map
ge8rge_W_b00sh: We can't win if we don't kill him.
donnie_luvs_rum: ah fuk it
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ge8rge_W_b00sh: osama_hasbeen_laid?
ge8rge_W_b00sh: I'll just tell my friends we won.
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**ge8rge_W_b00sh has joined the game**
osama_hasbeen_laid: wuz up fools
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ge8rge_W_b00sh: hello
donnie_luvs_rum: y0
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mullah_00mar: hey
ahmed_shah_mass00d[NA]: wut r we playin 2day
**tony_da_tig8r[UK] has joined the game**
osama_hasbeen_laid: wut cuntry is NA?
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ahmed_shah_mass00d[NA]: wut r u talkin about?
osama_hasbeen_laid: the tag on ur nic dumbass
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mullah_00mar: lol
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: ello
ahmed_shah_mass00d[NA]: ohhhhhhhhhh ....aint a cuntry it s my clan stands 4 northern alliance
osama_hasbeen_laid: dats gay dood
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Hi coolin_power, I have not seen you in awhile, it's good to see you again my friend.
coolin_power: yo
mullah_00mar: northern alliance is a stoopid clan name dude, u should go with somthin cool like [AQ] al qaeda
**jose_josb_josc_josd[ES] has joined the game**
jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: holla
coolin_power: al reminds me of my uncle and qaueda sounds like something he shit out lol
donnie_luvs_rum: lmfao
ge8rge_W_b00sh: That was funny - lol
mullah_00mar: fuk all of u ..ur going to pay for that fukkers
coolin_power: whatever fag
ahmed_shah_mass00d[NA]: 4 realz guys wut r we playin?
osama_hasbeen_laid: mullah watch this
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osama_hasbeen_laid: lol fukin n00b
mullah_00mar: lol u rock...dood come hang out with me
osama_hasbeen_laid: k
jacques_chiropractor26: tuff luck on the world cup loss 2 brazil gerhard
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: tough luck? they got ther arses handed 2 'em mate
gerhard_xxxx: least we weren't eliminated in the 1st round like france lmao
vlad_puddin: lol
coolin_power: WTF???
donnie_luvs_rum: HOLY SHEET!!!!!!
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Oh my God
osama_hasbeen_laid: ROTFL
coolin_power: dats bullsh1t
mullah_00mar: niceeeeeeee - take that beeeyiotches
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: not cool mate
vlad_puddin: d00d that was so wrong
coolin_power: fuk u mutha fukkers
jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: eeeejole not nice amigos
jacques_chiropractor26: what a dick
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: spotted dick?
coolin_power: fag
gerhard_xxxx: lol
ge8rge_W_b00sh: There will be retribution to be paid osama_hasbeen_laid
donnie_luvs_rum: we'll see whos the biotch - beeeeeeyaotch
ge8rge_W_b00sh: mullah_00mar, please tell us where osama_hasbeen_laid is on the map
mullah_00mar: fuk u america sux
coolin_power: u little faggots we r going to kick ur bitch asses
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mullah_00mar: fuk off
donnie_luvs_rum: wuts up tommy we need u to go kick some turbin ass
osama_hasbeen_laid: we aint skeeeeerd fags
gerhard_xxxx: lol @ turbin ass
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Tell us on the map where osama_hasbeen_laid is.
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: i'll help
coolin_power: kewl
mullah_00mar: dont even try 2 come near m
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osama_hasbeen_laid: wtf?
tommy_da_frank: muahahahahahahahahahaha losers
jacques_chiropractor26: how did u do that so fast?
coolin_power: its called, not being a pussy u french fag
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: lol ^5
gerhard_xxxx: fockin cheats!!!!
vlad_puddin: ya fukin hackers
ge8rge_W_b00sh: What is ^5 tony_da_tig8r[UK]?
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: ^5 = high five
vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
coolin_power: stoopid brit
donnie_luvs_rum: vlads just jealous causee he cant score on a fat chick on prom nite
coolin_power: lmao
**saDDam_n_GomoRRah has joined the game**
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jacques_chiropractor26: doods -- dont play, america is hacking
**qu-say_i-say_we-all-say has joined the game**
coolin_power: fuk u
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: sweet i got bombs already
donnie_luvs_rum: how the fuk did u get bombs?
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jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: i like tacos
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: AFK -- tea time
ge8rge_W_b00sh: saDDam_n_GomoRRah, please explain what type of bombs you have.
qu-say_i-say_we-all-say: bombs? shyt, i want 2 to join ur army
coolin_power: u better tell us saddam or else
meday_uday: i want 2 join army too
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: or what? i'll bitch slap u like the ho u r
**hans_bliXXX has joined the game**
hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
coolin_power: lol u mean hans bitch
donnie_luvs_rum: lmao
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Or Hans Solo, I love that movie.
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: okay u can join my army as long as u call me daddy
vlad_puddin: fukkin hackers
**tony_da_tig8r[UK] is now idle**
hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
jacques_chiropractor26: blix use some turns up n check out saddam for us
gerhard_xxxx: thats good idea
vlad_puddin: gerhard, why do u have 4xs on ur nic?
coolin_power: probably the number of jews he killed
gerhard_xxxx: fuk off
donnie_luvs_rum: dood that was wrong but funny lol
hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
ge8rge_W_b00sh: This is taking to long
jacques_chiropractor26: give it some time fag
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: i jjust want 2 rank...no fighting
gerhard_xxxx: what about osama?
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Who?
coolin_power: hes dead
vlad_puddin: then why is he still logged into the game?
donnie_luvs_rum: a glitch
jacques_chiropractor26: sounds like more hacking 2 me
vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: i like burritos
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: I'm back whqts going on?
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Welcome back.
coolin_power: wb
donnie_luvs_rum: wb
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: thx guys
coolin_power: i just sent everyone an email showing the bombs of saddam
jacques_chiropractor26: u guys get osama email?
donnie_luvs_rum: what email
gerhard_xxxx: yeah i got it sade hes still going 2 kick US arse
coolin_power: then were the fook is he?
vlad_puddin: coolin_power that email is bullshyt .....that doesnt prove shyt
coolin_power: yes it does
jacques_chiropractor26: dood that email was a bunch of nonsense
ge8rge_W_b00sh: tommy_da_frank, get a soldier and attack saDDam_n_GomoRRah.
tommy_da_frank: let me call my gf 2 help
jacques_chiropractor26: stop cheating
coolin_power: we can call 4 more help fag
vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
donnie_luvs_rum: hans bitch u havnt helped at all
hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
coolin_power: dood cut the shyt
jacques_chiropractor26: we should list1n 2 him
gerhard_xxxx: i agree
coolin_power: u would u fukin nazi
gerhard_xxxx: fuk u
hans_bliXXX: I'm Hans Blix
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tommy_da_frank: hey cutie, i need u 2 go with me 2 remove some turbins lol
gerhard_xxxx: u guys r lame
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vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
vlad_puddin: AMERICA HACKS
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donnie_luvs_rum: loooosars
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saDDam_n_GomoRRah: jacques dood stop the american attack... i thought we had an agreement
jacques_chiropractor26: shutup dood
ge8rge_W_b00sh: What do you mean agreement?
tony_da_tig8r[UK]: thats what team talk is 4 n00bs
jacques_chiropractor26: this game sux arse
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jezzica_lynch69: i cant move my mouse
meday_uday: bwwwhahahahaha
qu-say_i-say_we-all-say: lol we rock
tommy_da_frank: hang in there babe
jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: i like enchiladas
meday_uday: wtf i didnt click there!!!!
qu-say_i-say_we-all-say: FUK!!!!!!!!!
donnie_luvs_rum: rotfllolololol
coolin_power: OMG LMAO
tommy_da_frank: n00bs lol
meday_uday: all of u are fags
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qu-say_i-say_we-all-say: i want a new team next tyme l8er
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tommy_da_frank: there u go babe
jezzica_lynch69: thx, i have to go to skool now bbl
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saDDam_n_GomoRRah: wtf my teammates are n00bs
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Mission Accomplished
coolin_power: wtf b00sh? we havent won yet
donnie_luvs_rum: his lips are just burning from the crack pipe
tommy_da_frank: lol
jose_josb_josc_josd[ES]: I like tortillas
saDDam_n_GomoRRah: ne1 want 2 play commando generals with me?
tommy_da_frank: okay i'm out
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coolin_power: i'v ruled this game 4 years in a row, i'm done playing
coolin_power: l8er fools
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saDDam_n_GomoRRah: come on lets play generals
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saDDam_n_GomoRRah: i hate u fags
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ge8rge_W_b00sh: Why haven't we won the game yet?
donnie_luvs_rum: it still shows osama_hasbeen_laid being logged in
ge8rge_W_b00sh: Who's osama_hasbeen_laid?
donnie_luvs_rum: fuker is probably hiding off the map
ge8rge_W_b00sh: We can't win if we don't kill him.
donnie_luvs_rum: ah fuk it
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ge8rge_W_b00sh: osama_hasbeen_laid?
ge8rge_W_b00sh: I'll just tell my friends we won.
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