Upcoming Blogathon
June 2nd, 2005 at midnight, I will begin a 24 hour blogathon where I will be posting every hour on the hour for 24 straight hours.
A friend of mine is in need of some new teeth. No, she doesn't live in the South where it is common for people to not have any teeth and frequent the waffle house.
She has looks as she recently modeled in issue #11 of Varla Magazine. Here's a picture of me looking at the goods in my office because that is where I like to look at women sucking on strawberries covered with chocolate syrup.
How did she knock her teeth out TIMMY!?
Was she slapped by her pimp? Did she have her husband's steak dinner on the table late? Did she trip and fall and was worried about breaking her wrists so she used her face to break the fall as she crashed into the pavement?
No, she is not a hooker - no, she is not married, and no, she did not trip. She decided to test the durability of the wall in the Roller Derby Girl Rink. Yes, she is a Derby
Girl for the Bay Area Derby Girls, original league name considering that we live in the Bay Area. She was doing speed exercises in practice and she decided to run into the wall instead of a teammate.
Good call. Now she has no front teeth and talks like this, "I knocked my teef out."
If your stomach is empty, you may want to click here and see where her teeth used to be in her mouth.
She needs approximately $5K to $6K to replace her teeth and insurance won't cover it. She already has had some fundraisers to reach her goal so she won't have to wear wooden teeth like George Washington but is still a far ways off.
I have committed to raise $1,000 in her quest not to look like a 1973 Hockey Player.
One of the ways I have decided to do this is through my website. First, if you have ever laughed out loud at my website, I ask that you donate a minimum of $5 and 100% of the donation will be contributed to the $1,000 goal. If you have never laughed out loud at my website, use the $5 that you would have donated to me and go buy yourself a sense of humor. If you would like to donate more, by all means, please.
Now I have some other things going on that I plan on doing to continue to raise the money, but first I will be going through my website and blogging every hour for 24 straight hours.
The 24 straight hours should be interesting, and to make it even more interesting, I'm starting on a Wednesday at midnight so I get to spend the entire next day at work whereas I will still need to do my job and do interesting stuff worth blogging about all while trying to stay awake and not getting fired. First post will be June 2nd, 12 a.m.
My goal is to raise more money than I originally promised. If I can do that, I would be extremely happy.
Anything you can do to help would be greatly appreciated and I'm open to ideas too.
Donate via Paypal
A friend of mine is in need of some new teeth. No, she doesn't live in the South where it is common for people to not have any teeth and frequent the waffle house.
She has looks as she recently modeled in issue #11 of Varla Magazine. Here's a picture of me looking at the goods in my office because that is where I like to look at women sucking on strawberries covered with chocolate syrup.
How did she knock her teeth out TIMMY!?
Was she slapped by her pimp? Did she have her husband's steak dinner on the table late? Did she trip and fall and was worried about breaking her wrists so she used her face to break the fall as she crashed into the pavement?
No, she is not a hooker - no, she is not married, and no, she did not trip. She decided to test the durability of the wall in the Roller Derby Girl Rink. Yes, she is a Derby
Girl for the Bay Area Derby Girls, original league name considering that we live in the Bay Area. She was doing speed exercises in practice and she decided to run into the wall instead of a teammate. Good call. Now she has no front teeth and talks like this, "I knocked my teef out."
If your stomach is empty, you may want to click here and see where her teeth used to be in her mouth.
She needs approximately $5K to $6K to replace her teeth and insurance won't cover it. She already has had some fundraisers to reach her goal so she won't have to wear wooden teeth like George Washington but is still a far ways off.
I have committed to raise $1,000 in her quest not to look like a 1973 Hockey Player.
One of the ways I have decided to do this is through my website. First, if you have ever laughed out loud at my website, I ask that you donate a minimum of $5 and 100% of the donation will be contributed to the $1,000 goal. If you have never laughed out loud at my website, use the $5 that you would have donated to me and go buy yourself a sense of humor. If you would like to donate more, by all means, please.
Now I have some other things going on that I plan on doing to continue to raise the money, but first I will be going through my website and blogging every hour for 24 straight hours.
The 24 straight hours should be interesting, and to make it even more interesting, I'm starting on a Wednesday at midnight so I get to spend the entire next day at work whereas I will still need to do my job and do interesting stuff worth blogging about all while trying to stay awake and not getting fired. First post will be June 2nd, 12 a.m.
My goal is to raise more money than I originally promised. If I can do that, I would be extremely happy.
Anything you can do to help would be greatly appreciated and I'm open to ideas too.
Donate via Paypal
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