The Story of Cupid's Corner

 
The Players!

TIMMY! (the ridiculously-good looking-sex deprived-tall Mexican-in flip flops-with no lips)

Ritchie Valens (friend who thinks he is a pimp)

Hot Chick (a mutual friend through Ritchie Valens working at Cupid's Corner)


Background Info!

Cupid's Corner is a sex shop I visited to purchase an item. To purchase the particular item I wanted, I had to go into the "backroom" that was covered with a curtain. Only creepy people go to back room, unless your name is Bad Mamma Jamma who has a frequent buyer card.

The Story!

- TIMMY! flashes Clark Gable smile
- TIMMY! walks into Cupid's Corner
- TIMMY!'s smile disappears as he enters Cupid's Corner
- TIMMY! looks down as to not make eye contact with anyone
- TIMMY! goes to backroom
- TIMMY! feels dirty
- TIMMY! still looks down as to not make eye contact with anyone in the backroom
- TIMMY! covers face as he looks for particular item
- TIMMY! shocked of toys he sees
- TIMMY! slobbers by seeing naked chicks on covers of toys
- TIMMY! gets creeped out by double anal toys
- TIMMY! thinks he hears lube being squirted
- TIMMY! feeling uncomfortable
- TIMMY! can't find item he needs
- TIMMY! goes to clerk to ask for help
- TIMMY! looking down
- TIMMY! says, "ummm, I need....ummmm...something...and ummmm, can't ...ummmm, can't find it."
- Hot Chick standing behind counter says, "Hey TIMMY!"
- TIMMY! looks
- TIMMY! knows her and she knows him
- TIMMY! now embarrassed for being recognized in the "backroom"
- TIMMY! forces a smile and says, "oooh, ummm, hi."
- Hot Chick smiles
- Hot Chick asks what she can do for TIMMY!
- TIMMY! says he needs this item
- Hot Chick tells him they are over there
- Hot Chick points to other wall
- TIMMY! says thank you
- TIMMY! puts head down and walks to other wall
- TIMMY! hears couple talking about strapping a Zucchini to a strap on (ahem Bad Mamma Jamma)
- TIMMY! covers face while looking for item
- TIMMY! finds item he needs
- TIMMY! walks back to Hot Chick to purchase item
- Hot Chick talks to TIMMY! about New Years
- TIMMY! thinks it is weird to talk about New Years when surrounded by items you can shove in every orifice
- Hot Chick slides visa through machine
- Awkward silent moment
- Machine starts to produce receipt then stops
- More awkward silence
- TIMMY! begins to form sweat beads on forehead
- Hot Chick still talking like there is not a 17 inch ribbed dildo for her pleasure with 5 different speeds under the glass counter
- Hot Chick hands receipt to TIMMY! for signature
- TIMMY! signs
- TIMMY! grabs item he purchased
- TIMMY! says it was nice seeing you
- Hot Chick says have a great New Years
- TIMMY! walks fast
- TIMMY! sees white short bald man with glasses staring at video of 2 black men having a 3some with a little Asian chick titled, "Afrolicious"
- TIMMY! walks faster

Very Next Day

- TIMMY! typing vigorously at keyboard
- Instant Message pops up
- Ritchie Valens says, "Heard you went shopping"
- TIMMY! remembers white short bald man with glasses
- TIMMY! gets creeped out all over again
- Ritchie Valens laughs
- TIMMY! doesn't laugh
- TIMMY! ready to kick someone's ass

So That's The Story