Now Who Am I Going To Make Fun Of?

 
Roll, Roll, Roll your chair
Gently down the stairs,
Lucifer, Lucifer Lucifer you've finally gone to hell




Pitty my friend, but haven't you heard Superman died this weekend! Has he gone to hell?
Rob


Yeah he's in hell...what, did you not read my last post? I specifically laid out why he was going to hell, in fact, Hitler, Qusay & Uday Hussein are gang bangin him right now because he can't roll away fast enough.

Hey, I don't make this stuff up - it's hell, what did you expect? The reason why Christopher Reeve can't roll away fast enough is because the devil decided it would be funny if he locked his wheelchair in place and broke the brake off.

I'm just speaking the truth people.


TO: TIMMY!
FROM: Cathy
Subject: Christopher Reeve

I did a search for Christopher Reeve and your website came up. I am very disgusted at the content and your complete lack of respect for someone who is quadriplegic and has done so much for paralysis. If there is anyone on earth who deserves to go to hell, it would be you. Cathy


When you did your search for Christopher Reeve and it said, "Blog - My Life Is Better Than Yours" what did you expect to find you dimwitted twat? If I wanted any lip from you I'll just jiggle my zipper.



Egad! We're all going to hell for making fun of Mr. Reeve and his WHEE! chair...!
Pisser

Ahem, apparently you missed the kick ass graph I made in my last post. Here it is again in a popup version since you apparently didn't study it and realize my pure genius and that I'm going to heaven.


TO: TIMMY!
FROM: Steve
Subject: ur the prick

You made fun of him and now he's dead. you're the fucking prick asshole.


Steve, you're an idiot. That is all.



ack! you totally killed superman. nice werk.
tif

I know how everyone automatically elevates me into God status, but the reality is, I'm only human. I'm not God (shocking I know) and I didn't kill him with words...duhhhhh


TO: TIMMY!
FROM: John
Subject: Where are yoU?????


Where have you been? what you feel guilty that superman died after making fun of him? find some balls and get your ass back to posting.
John

Thanks for my only decent email of the week John, but fuck you for saying I don't have any balls, I've just been busy. I got a new computer and I lost all my pictures on top of my busy week.

Arrrgggh.

This week has sorta sucked for me, but thanks for sending in your thoughts and I wouldn't expect any less from my readers. Plus you get to see your name in lights on the best blog in the universe.

So anyways, yes, I am pissed that Christopher Reeve crocked. Thanks Asshole. Now what celebrity Quadriplegic who became famous for playing Superman can I make fun of?

"I rolled into work" will no longer have an underlying funny meaning anymore.

I wonder if the Roller Cops take the loss of Christopher Reeve harder than someone else because they can relate in a more of a pop wheelie sort of way.

Hmmm, I wonder.

Well, farewell Christopher Reeve...thanks for the laughs.




TIMMY!'s Top Headlines!

Rolling Productions announced the postponement indefinitely of filming of their new movie feature, "Super Quad" starring Christopher Reeve due to his untimely death.

The United States Presidential Elections is just weeks away. The candidates are trudging through snow and rain to get those last votes. Recent polls show that the general public find it very unusual that Senator Kerry wears his Bronze Star, Silver Star and his three Purple Hearts to bed with him every night.

At the reading of Rodney Dangerfield's Will, relatives broke down crying when the line, "I can't believe Christopher Reeve outlived me - he's in a wheelchair for Christ's sake, I still get no respect" was read.

It was revealed by an independent survey that the poll generated by the Republicans showing that 100% of the General Public believe that President Bush is hard at work was only because the 3 choices given to them were, "It's Hard Work", and "It's Hard Work" and finally, "It's Hard Work".

Sells of the Reeve Bar have skyrocketed recently since the passing of Christopher Reeve who made the energy bar famous with his motto, "When your legs just don't wanna."