Dear TIMMY! & Horoscopes
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Dear TIMMY!,
I have been married to my husband for 30 years. He's been a wonderful stepfather to my three children -- always a good "dad" and a loving and generous grandfather to their kids.
My husband's older sister died last summer, and four months after that his brother passed away. I felt strongly that my children should have shown their sympathy and respect by sending their stepdad flowers, or at least a card in his time of grief. None of them did anything -- not even a phone call.
TIMMY!, am I wrong, or were they? What is the proper action for adult stepchildren to take under these circumstances?
Signed,
Mother Feeling Sad in Oklahoma
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Dear Wonderful & Amazing Mother,
Let me take this opportunity to congratulate you on raising such wonderful, sincere, caring children. Job well done - you're a great mom.
You're kids are inconsiderate pricks you dipshit, most likely from the superb upbringing by their obviously stupid mother. Even the boy killer, John Wayne Gacy had the heart to write people back while he was in prison waiting out his execution for killing over 30 people.
I can't believe you took the time to sit down and email me such a stupid question when your kids obviously should have showed some sympathy to your husband of 30+ years - to their own stepfather & to their children's grandfather.
Stay away from my kid idiot.
~ TIMMY!
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Engage in activities that you know you do extremely well: Sitting on the couch, eating, drinking, smoking...everything that a loser does.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
If you put your mind to it, you can be good to yourself all of the time. People already think your a conceited, selfish asshole, so you might as well just
worry about yourself.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20)
Your not currently romantically involved because you're uglier than a monkey's camel toe.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
See Libra.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Have you experienced a 'failure' or loss? Thats a rhetorical question as everyone knows that Taurus' fail at everything.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
If you are feeling untrusting of your friends this week, it;s perfectly natural for a backstabbing conniving little bitch like yourself to feel that way.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Dear Cancer, you are a blood sucking leech on society. No coincidence your sign is Cancer as you are a "Cancer" to society.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Because the Venus Moon coincides with the Alpha star this week, you will be feeling very lazy. In other words, nothing will be different for your lazy ass lifestyle.
Virgo (August 23 - Sept 22)
The feeling of intuitive your feeling this week is just gas.
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
See Aries.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Get out and about this week! Rest and relaxation is something you may feel you need, but that is just the venereal disease making you feel that way.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
A relationship thats seems to prove supportive and stable seems that way only because that person is actually stabbing you in the back.
Dear TIMMY!,
I have been married to my husband for 30 years. He's been a wonderful stepfather to my three children -- always a good "dad" and a loving and generous grandfather to their kids.
My husband's older sister died last summer, and four months after that his brother passed away. I felt strongly that my children should have shown their sympathy and respect by sending their stepdad flowers, or at least a card in his time of grief. None of them did anything -- not even a phone call.
TIMMY!, am I wrong, or were they? What is the proper action for adult stepchildren to take under these circumstances?
Signed,
Mother Feeling Sad in Oklahoma
[ Whether you're searching for Mr. Toilet Seat Down or Ms. Swallow, or if you just need sound advice, relationship and general bullshit expert TIMMY! is here. ]
{A}
Dear Wonderful & Amazing Mother,
Let me take this opportunity to congratulate you on raising such wonderful, sincere, caring children. Job well done - you're a great mom.
You're kids are inconsiderate pricks you dipshit, most likely from the superb upbringing by their obviously stupid mother. Even the boy killer, John Wayne Gacy had the heart to write people back while he was in prison waiting out his execution for killing over 30 people.
I can't believe you took the time to sit down and email me such a stupid question when your kids obviously should have showed some sympathy to your husband of 30+ years - to their own stepfather & to their children's grandfather.
Stay away from my kid idiot.
~ TIMMY!
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Engage in activities that you know you do extremely well: Sitting on the couch, eating, drinking, smoking...everything that a loser does.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
If you put your mind to it, you can be good to yourself all of the time. People already think your a conceited, selfish asshole, so you might as well just
worry about yourself.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20)
Your not currently romantically involved because you're uglier than a monkey's camel toe.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
See Libra.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Have you experienced a 'failure' or loss? Thats a rhetorical question as everyone knows that Taurus' fail at everything.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
If you are feeling untrusting of your friends this week, it;s perfectly natural for a backstabbing conniving little bitch like yourself to feel that way.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Dear Cancer, you are a blood sucking leech on society. No coincidence your sign is Cancer as you are a "Cancer" to society.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Because the Venus Moon coincides with the Alpha star this week, you will be feeling very lazy. In other words, nothing will be different for your lazy ass lifestyle.
Virgo (August 23 - Sept 22)
The feeling of intuitive your feeling this week is just gas.
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
See Aries.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Get out and about this week! Rest and relaxation is something you may feel you need, but that is just the venereal disease making you feel that way.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
A relationship thats seems to prove supportive and stable seems that way only because that person is actually stabbing you in the back.
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