I Love Me Some Black Balls
My dad took me out for my birthday today at lunch, and to my delight, he bought me some Black Balls to suck on and then he proceeded to watch me suck on them like a 19 yr. old Room Service Waitress.
I delicately suck on the black balls slurping them up while I softly gnaw on them like a pair of soft boobies.
My hands gently caress the long thick straw as I reach pure ecstasy.
Satisfied from all of my Black Ball sucking I slump in my chair and fantasize about tomatoes and midgets.
Times are good my gentle readers, times are good.
Here's a picture of me today sucking on some black balls:
What are Black Balls?
Black Balls are also known as Bubble tea, boba drink, pearl tea drink, boba ice tea, boba, boba nai cha, zhen zhou nai cha, pearl milk tea, pearl ice tea, black pearl tea, tapioca ball drink, BBT, PT, pearl shake, QQ (which means chewy in Chinese) and of course my term for it: Black Balls.
Black Balls originated in Taiwan in the early 1980's at a small tea stand for kids getting out of school. In 1983, some chick named Liu Han-Chieh introduced Taiwan to tapioca pearls (the Black Balls).
Black Ball drinks are usually cool, refreshing, and a sweet drink with tapioca pearls sitting on the bottom of a clear cup that also look like bubbles, thus also became to known as "Bubble Tea". Sometimes the drink is made with fresh fruits, milk, and crushed ice to create a healthy milk shake.
Tapioca pearls are typically black. The consistency of tapioca pearls are somewhere between jell-o and chewing gum. They are the size of a marble. They are also known as the "boba" drink in Western China because it is described as to having the same texture as the female breasts which is just a great feeling chewing on a black ball imagining it to be a boob.
A clear cup with black balls on the bottom can easily identify bubble Tea drinks. Another obvious trait is a huge fat straw. The fat straw is needed so that the black balls can be sucked up with the drink and eaten. Bubble Tea's appearance definitely makes it unique.
One thing is for certain. Black Balls is not a fad. It's a trend. This drink is addictive. If you've had a good one before then you know what I'm talking about.
Make me proud and go suck on some black balls.
Bow to the mighty Black Balls.
I delicately suck on the black balls slurping them up while I softly gnaw on them like a pair of soft boobies.
My hands gently caress the long thick straw as I reach pure ecstasy.
Satisfied from all of my Black Ball sucking I slump in my chair and fantasize about tomatoes and midgets.
Times are good my gentle readers, times are good.
Here's a picture of me today sucking on some black balls:
What are Black Balls?
Black Balls are also known as Bubble tea, boba drink, pearl tea drink, boba ice tea, boba, boba nai cha, zhen zhou nai cha, pearl milk tea, pearl ice tea, black pearl tea, tapioca ball drink, BBT, PT, pearl shake, QQ (which means chewy in Chinese) and of course my term for it: Black Balls.
Black Balls originated in Taiwan in the early 1980's at a small tea stand for kids getting out of school. In 1983, some chick named Liu Han-Chieh introduced Taiwan to tapioca pearls (the Black Balls).
Black Ball drinks are usually cool, refreshing, and a sweet drink with tapioca pearls sitting on the bottom of a clear cup that also look like bubbles, thus also became to known as "Bubble Tea". Sometimes the drink is made with fresh fruits, milk, and crushed ice to create a healthy milk shake.
Tapioca pearls are typically black. The consistency of tapioca pearls are somewhere between jell-o and chewing gum. They are the size of a marble. They are also known as the "boba" drink in Western China because it is described as to having the same texture as the female breasts which is just a great feeling chewing on a black ball imagining it to be a boob.
A clear cup with black balls on the bottom can easily identify bubble Tea drinks. Another obvious trait is a huge fat straw. The fat straw is needed so that the black balls can be sucked up with the drink and eaten. Bubble Tea's appearance definitely makes it unique.
One thing is for certain. Black Balls is not a fad. It's a trend. This drink is addictive. If you've had a good one before then you know what I'm talking about.
Make me proud and go suck on some black balls.
Bow to the mighty Black Balls.
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