TIMMY!'s Top Headlines

 
bwwwwwhahahahahaha - I told Scott Peterson he should have hired a black attorney.
Signed,
O.J. Simpson


bashdk....and ib luuuk keed mahhh.....uiotty grrrrching.....I'm beauuuutiful
Signed,
Anna Nicole Smith

We're having a church potluck to celebrate our state's first library.
Signed,
Billy Ray, citizen of Arkansas



TIMMY!'s Top Headlines

At the Press Conference of Colin Powell's resignation from Secretary of State, Colin was "shooting the shit" with reporters before cameras rolled and said, "The whole WMD's in Iraq thing....my bad."

Two paparazzi's are suing Cameron Diaz for assault and battery and for stealing their property (cameras). If a skinny Cameron Diaz kicks your ass and takes your camera from you like a big bully taking your lunch money in 4th grade while you sit in the corner and cry....you're a fucking pussy. Seriously, a non-pussy would have paid Cameron Diaz to keep her trap shut instead of suing her even if she does have a black belt in martial arts. A real man would never admit to Cameron Diaz giving him a black eye unless she was riding him like a cowboy and got carried away and slapped him while she was having an orgasm.

When Kobe Bryant walked on stage at the American Music Awards, the LA crowd booed him mercilessly and demanded that Kobe buy everyone in the crowd a 4 million dollar ring. Pulling a Hugh Grant and getting a blow job by a skank when you have a beautiful wife at home, and then taking a power house championship team and flushing it down the toilet by bitching like a paparazzi to get the coach fired and to get the most dominating 7 foot 350 ib center in the league traded was more than the LA crowd could handle.


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As you've been able to tell, I've been really inconsistent here. I haven't even been able to read my blogs that I enjoy reading. I've been sooooo busy doing things that I would prefer not to talk about.

Arggh....this whole "i'm busy thing" is frustrating because I have a lot of good things to write about but I just don't have the time during my day. I have to get my old post I wrote off of my old computer and post it up before it doesn't make any sense at all since I wrote it right after the election, and I need to get some type of old word processor or anything I can use to write at home so I can save to a disk. Maybe I need to revert back to my natural Mexican urges and go steal a new computer.

So again...I'll leave you with a fun game until I get my head out of my ass and figure out a way to keep writing my kick ass nobody rocks like me stories.

Name That Film

And finally...happy belated birthday to Pisser.