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To: TIMMY!
From: berynice920@XXXXX.com
Subject: disgusting

u are a disgusting person for writing such horrible things about Christoper Reeve. u think ur so gud but you dont knwo jack. ur racist sexist and everythign else everyone strides not to be. u disgust me. people like u keep hate in the world


To: berynice920@XXXXX.com
From: TIMMY!
Subject: re: disgusting

I'm really sorry, I'm just going through some difficult issues in my personal life. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings and this is just a way for me to get my anger and frustrations out. This is my journal and I thought that is what a journal is for?

Am I wrong?

Tim


To: TIMMY!
From: berynice920@XXXXX.com
Subject: re: re: disgusting

hi tim,
i'm sorry u are going through some hard time in ur life. we all go through tuff times but i dont think u need to make fun of people to feel better. i honesty hope u find happiness and that u feel better and find a differnt way to get ur anger out. u shouldnt keep it inside of u but u shouldnt strike out and hurt someone eles so u feel better.
if u want to talk ssometime u can always email me.janet


To: berynice920@XXXXX.com
From: TIMMY!
Subject: re: re: re: disgusting

If I email you again after this, it will be to get your address so I can send you a dictionary you fucking idiot. Take 3 seconds out of your busy day and hit the "spell check" on your computer so other people won't have to spend 7 extra minutes reading out loud trying to understand your emails.

I'm not going through difficult times in my personal life - I was lying, my life is perfect unlike yours.

I'm not racist, I make fun of everyone - deal with it. Most of my posting has an underlying message making fun of the ignorance of stereotyping from the general public, but you're to stupid to comprehend and read between the lines.

Fuck off and do us all a favor by strangling yourself with your mouse cord you twat.

TIMMY!



To: TIMMY!
From: berynice920@XXXXX.com
Subject: re: re: re: re: disgusting

jerk.

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And then Chad said...."bobblie gooblie boo"

Susy & Jonathan were laughing so hard they were crying while Tyron, Ngoc, Habib and Jose just stared at the crazy honky fool.

That's how I felt today.

I felt like the moron white guy telling a joke where only other white people laugh.

I pissed off someone who is super rad....

Her Royal Highness:

The Pissed Kitty Herself

This is what is going on in Pisser's inner circle right now:

I say we kill him!
[shouts] Yeah!
I say we hang him, then we kill him!
[shouts] Yeah!
I say we stomp him!
[shouts] Yeah!
Then we tattoo him!
[shouts] Yeah!
Then we hang him!
[shouts] Yeah!
And then we kill him!
[shouts] Yeah!

The first person who leaves a comment where this quote came from gets their link up on my webpage for a week.


So anyways, I pissed her off....I needed to do a birthday invitation for one of my co-workers and I was feeling lazy and I remembered a kick ass story that Pisser wrote that I thought would be really cool and perfect for what I was thinking of.

So I grabbed the story and customized it to fit what I needed and sent it out to like 10 people at my work.

I forwarded the email to Pisser and told her that I used her story and I plagiarized it but it was only for work people.

I chopped her story up, added and deleted stuff.....doing everything that Martha Stewart would have done.

I didn't think much of it because it was only for work people and they don't really count as real people anyways. That and I would have felt pretty cool if someone used one of my stories even if they did chop it all up....but then she said, I should have asked first.

Then I felt really guilty and I realized she was right. I should have asked first before even contemplating using something of hers.... especially since it is against the law.

So this is my official apology to Pisser.

I'm sorry.

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I've pissed off Christopher Reeve lovers and now one of my favorite bloggers, so I figure I might as well continue this roll (see, not as funny anymore with Christopher Reeve dead) and piss off one of my great friends Bad Mamma Jamma

Now, if you're sitting there reading this wondering how I could possibly piss her off, well, first, you might want to go take a look at her blog, she is super cool and extremely good looking....She's a fun blogger too so go read her stuff.

Bad Mamma Jamma and I go wayyyyy back. As in, "Like, Oh My God", back.


Of course, I didn't know her when she looked like that because if I met her and she looked like that I would have ran the other way.

I knew her when she dropped the Michael Jackson glove and got really cool....like, what the hell is wrong with you cool....Did the saline go to your head?

But that's why I love her like a tomato.

I've known her now for a few years now and she is one of the best friends I've ever had.


Disclaimer:
She probably forgot, but I had her permission to use her pictures about 4 months ago and I was just waiting for a good opportunity. Because that's what I do....bwwwwwhahahaaha