Don't Say That You Twat

 

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WHAT.E.V.E.R.R.R.!

The next chick that says WHAT.E.V.E.R. to me I'm going to explode. I hate that....so let me get this straight, I say something or do something you don't like and you just spout off, WHAT.E.V.E.R.R.R.?

Fuck You and the little fucking "W" you create with your hands when you say it you-no-good-for-nothing-I-won't-eat-any-carbs-so-I-can-lose-3-ounces-bitch.

WHAT.E.V.E.R.R.R.! Like, I'll say whatever I want okay?

No....don't.....I will stab you in the fucking eyeball you twat.

Where the fuck do you get off saying WHAT.E.V.E.R.R.R. like the world owes you something? Now I know why women have a glass ceiling in the corporate world....nobody wants to be in an upper management conference when...

"Ms. W, I see that your department's numbers where down this quarter and thus causing the company to take a gross profit loss, can you explain why your department is holding back the company?"

"WHAT.E.V.E.R.R.R.!"

Fuck you and the bitch train you came in on.

If you are one of these people....

You go to a club, a meat market, a place to meet other singles and have a good time. You wear a short skirt, a skirt so short your DeeDee is winking at everyone in the bar. Your blouse dips so low that it makes the twins look like they are running away from home.

A guy comes up to you, another single who is out looking to have a good time ask to buy you a drink while winking at you. You make a "W" with your hands while saying, WHAT.E.V.E.R.R.R.

If you are one of these people I hope you get herpes and end up on a valtex commercial you worthless cunt, and before you can say WHAT.E.V.E.R.R.R. as retaliation, let me punch you in the fucking neck you twat.

KEEP IT REAL

Instead of what? Keeping it in animation? What the fuck do you mean "keep it real". ......well, no shit. How else would you keep it you dumb dick stick.

By the way, don't pound your fucking chest with your fist and then point to me while you say, "keep it real dawg." Let me walk up to you right now and kick you in the Goddamn balls you jerkoff.

If you are one of these people....

You are out drinking with your buddies having a good time at a bar. You tell your buddies that you were in some financial trouble, but you can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Your friends say something like, "Ah man, I'm sorry to hear about the troubles, but I'm glad you're coming out of it." You being the self loathing twat that you are says, "I'm just keepin it real yo"....

If you are one of these people I hope you get gonorrhea in your eye and your nose rots off from the flesh eating virus you twat.


You Go Gurl

The idiots that still says this saying are the biggest dipshits to walk the earth....and yet, you haven't figured this out and all the cool people stopped saying this about 8 years ago.

Seriously ....you sound like a complete horses ass when you say "You Go Gurl"....that statement is more outdated than the show 21 Jump Street with Johnny Depp.

If you are one of these people....

Your friend buys some shoes on sale and gets them for a great price and calls you up all excited. She begins telling you of how great these shoes are and how many outfits she can wear with them and at the price, it was a complete bargain....and you respond with a, "You Go Gurl."

If you are one of these people, walk up to the first person you see and ask them to do you a favor and bitch slap the fuck out of you for being a moron you twat.

Talk to the Hand

This falls into the same category as "WHAT.E.V.E.R.R.R." does. If I say something you don't agree with or I poke fun of you in jest, you shoot back "Talk to the Hand."

If you are one of these people....

You are talking to your friend and tell an embarrassing story of the time you fell down and your pants got stuck in a piece of board and you got up and the pants ripped and left you standing there in your under garments. Your friend begins laughing and says, "Oh my god, how could you be so dumb?" You look at your friend while you put up your left hand and say "Talk to the left, cause it ain't Right".....or just a plain "Talk to the Hand"

If you are one of these people, let me brake your fucking fingers off and shove them down your damn throat you twat.


You Know

"It's like, you know, when the clouds in the sky get, you know, dark and all of a sudden, you know, the rain starts pouring down like, you know, a storm, I get, you know, really scared."

No I don't fucking know that is why I'm sitting here listening to you mumble like a shit prick doofus trying to tell me about something you want to share with me.... only, you can't find the fucking words to spit out, so you keep saying, "you know" only I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!

If you are one of these people, you are a complete cancer to society trying to live off of other people's intelligence since you were not born with any and I hope you choke on a chicken and die you twat.


You Steeeraight Chirp'in

Unless you are a distance relative of Webster, do not change the pronunciation of words you worthless twat. When you slow your pronunciation down to get your point across it just makes you look more retarded than you already are.

If you don't agree with me, give me your reasons why so we can discuss the situation.

Since we are on the subject of pronunciation of words, lets talk about the dolts that do not know how to talk at all. Supposedly.....yet, you pronounce it supposeBly...where the fuck did you go to school dumbass?

If you are one of these people....

You and your friends want to go out to a bar, one of your friends wants to go dancing, but you don't. "Come on lets all go dancing, the club supposeBly has one of the best DJ's in town." You look at your friend like an alien and respond, "you steeeraight chirp'in".

If you are one of these people, you need to commit yourself to a mentally challenged school of hope program because you are a complete waste of space to the community.

Other sayings I despise more than a tamale being dropped on the ground:

That's Hot
Take your Christian 1985 haircut saying and throw yourself off a bridge you twat

Anyways and/or Anyhoo
Fuck you and the rolling of your eyes while you say it you twat

Fo' Shizzle Mah Nizzle
Ricky Martin's Livin La Viva Loca was around longer you twat

Okie Dokie and/or Okie Dokie Artichokie
I'm not 6 years old, learn to communicate with adults you twat

Irregardless
This isn't even a word you cocknockin twat

In the end, tis better to keep your mouth shut and be thought of as a twat than to open it and remove all doubt.

Do you have a saying that just boils your blood?

Speak your mind....