The Repressed Chubby Greaseball

 

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I'm a repressed greaseball people. I think it has something to do with all the tamales I eat or maybe it has something to do with the following little story.

Last night I went to happy hour and I run into an ex-coworker whom I haven't seen in like 4 years, she always has this, I'm stone look on her face, so we'll call her Ms. Stoner.

"Oh my God!" Ms. Stoner says as she runs up and gives me a hug.

"Hey! How are you?" I ask as I flash my Clark Gable smile.

Without missing a beat she grabs my cheek and says, "Wow, you've gotten chubby."

Whoa....whoa....WHOAAAAAA

What?

Excuse me?

What was that?

Wait...did you just call me fat in a nice way?

I was ready to Jackie Chan kung fu her skinny crack ass to the floor, sit on her with my J. Lo ass and gauge her eyeballs out like a chicken, but I composed myself and kept the conversation going by chuckling and making a statement to help my excuse on becoming a repressed chubby greaseball, "Well, that's what happens as we get older."

"Well not me..." Ms. Stoner says as she strikes a pose while throwing her hands up as to say, Look at me, I'm so wonderful and great...then laughs like she is just joking but her eyes say, "I'm a super star diva....don't be jealous."

Well, not all of us snort cocain while starving ourselves and then stick a finger down our throat when we do eat to keep our girlie figure.

I'm sorry....I like fucking tamales and I ain't puking them up. So what if I just waste space and resources meant for real Americans....I ain't puking my tamales up!

YOU HEAR ME???

I AIN'T PUKING MY TAMALES UP!!!!!!!!!

Who has the nerve to say that to someone? Good to see you again....wow you're so fat now. You remind of a diet pill commercial when they show the before & after pictures, you look exactly like the before pictures. In fact, didn't I see you on the Oprah Winfrey show who eventually kill themselves by eating themselves to death?

I can't imagine saying that to someone....behind their back yeah, but right to their face? Right to their face while grabbing their fat cheek? Right to their face while grabbing their fat cheek and shaking it like the little packets of season that comes in the Top Ramin packages?

No way Jose.

Like no repressed greaseball way.

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Asshole!



The nerve of some people...I can't imagine doing this....

Debra Quad 23-year-old teacher is accused of committing lewd and lascivious acts with a 14-year-old. She was married less than a year ago...read the full article.

I can't believe it...what a fucking asshole. How the hell could he do that? That's right...you heard me...how the hell could HE turn her in when he was getting some from her?

Hello, you're 14, you will never get another sexual only encounter with a hot chick like that unless you pay for it. You're an idiot. You probably live in a single parent home where you're dad left and you never see him huh? Well, let me give you some advice that your father should have given you before apparently running off and letting you waste your life away so pathetically.

Fatherly Advice ~ By Timmy
You hit every piece of ass you can get...especially fine asses like Mrs. Quad. One day you will get older and put on weight and the only ass you'll be getting will be from Charlie Sheen's blow up doll you bought off of E-Bay. Trust me when I say, as you get older you will put on weight and this will happen to you, unless you are Ms. Stoner because she never puts on weight.


This whole situation is yet just another reason why dad's need to be involved in their child's life. This is just plain pathetic. I'm so angry at this situation I can't even tipe praperly.

You had to open your big mouth didn't ya? Way to go....You sent a beautiful teacher to jail and now she will be forced to give blow jobs to guards for two cigarettes and a shoe string. Way to go on ruining Mrs. Quad's marriage, her career and her life you inconsiderate little prick.

You slept with this chick twice and then open your mouth and ruin it all....

You dipshit.

I hate you.