Weekend Of Fun

 

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Thanks for all those that commented on my last post and/or sent in an email.

To answer pretty much the same question from everyone...I don't really care whether they use Mexican, Beaner, Spick in titles of movies. I just thought I would write about it and tick some people off while making fun at a bunch of races all at the same time. Aaaaah, good times, good times.

This is an equal opportunity of getting made fun of blog, so get use to it. If I haven't made fun of your race, religion, the way you talk, a physical handicap and/or special group, keep reading my blog as I will eventually get around to you. If you are feeling left out, just know that you most likely aren't important enough in this world for me to sit here and make fun of you so deal with it. I'm sure this isn't the only disappointment you have found in your pathetic life.

Next on my to do list is Halle Berry....oops, heh, I mean...the next thing on my to talk about list is to refer to a review I received way back in April...how I missed it I have no idea, but I did, so here is the full review from her blog.

my life is better than yours - Oh Tim, Tim, Timmy...Christ how do I describe Timmy? Ummm... He's a freakin trip! I'm always way proud if I haven't pee'd myself by the end of a post!! True I had to beg for a flippin blogroll...but all is forgiven and I love him again-yes, even though in said reciprocation he called me a closet pervert...who told on me?!
~ Kimberlee

I don't remember about the begging part she refers to, but I do remember she was on her knees. If you want to read other reviews of this totally kick ass because Nobody Rocks Like Me blog, from other bloggers and some like professionals who reviewed it, then click here.

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When Grooms Plan the Wedding

I had another wedding to attend on Saturday. My very old friend Terry got married on Saturday, my friend of over 20+ years. I wasn't in the wedding thank God as he had his brother as his best man and his "future" brother-in-law in the wedding party.

I went to the Catholic church, they had a nice wedding, I went to the back of the church for the reception, they had a power point presentation of various pictures of the bride & groom growing up titled, "The Bonding Of Two Lives". They cut the cake, I had some carrots and cantaloupe and a sandwich because that is what they were serving.

That was it. I gave my congratulations, and I was gone.

End of story...nothing exciting...the only news on this wedding was how simple it was, but if you knew Terry, you would understand. I went home and collapsed at home and slept the rest of the night.

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A Bug's Life

The Players:

Me: The Tall Mexican In Flip-Flops

Curly Top: The quarter beaner that likes to urinate in her daddy's hands

C.C.: Curly Top's Coca Cola Grandma because her kitchen is '50's style coca cola...Curly Top calls her "CC"

Desi Arnaz: The Spider

The Background
All of us are in the kitchen and I caught a spider in Curly Top's bug container from the dollar store. Curly loves...LOVES bugs so I catch stuff for her all the time. I caught the spider and we named him, Desi Arnaz.

The Story

- CC was at sink
- Curly Top was sitting down
- I was holding the bug container
- Curly Top was watching Desi Arnaz
- CC was washing dishes
- Curly Top says, "Curly hold it"
- I say, "No daddy holds it"
- Culy Top repeats, "Curly hold it"
- I say, "Excuse me, Daddy says, no"
- Curly Top says, "aaaaahright."
- I set bug container down on counter
- CC is still washing dishes
- Curly Top is watching Desi Arnaz
- I start drinking my orange juice
- Curly Top says, "Ewwwww"
- I was not looking
- CC was not looking
- Curly Top says, "Bye Bye"
- I look at Desi Arnaz
- Desi Arnaz is not there
- Desi Arnaz has escaped
- Curly Top says, "Lookie CC"
- I frantically look for Desi
- Curly Top repeats, "Lookie CC"
- I ask Curly where did the spider go
- Curly Top shouts, "There he is!"
- I look
- Desi is trying to attack and kill CC
- CC turns around
- CC screams
- Desi's huge fangs drip with saliva
- I say, "wait I'll catch him again"
- CC panics
- I yell, "Noooooooo"
- Curly starts laughing, "hahahaha"
- CC's foot comes up and smashes Desi
- Desi Arnaz found God
- Curly Top doesn't care about Desi
- I cry at Desi's lifeless body
- Curly runs off and plays with her soccer ball
- CC cleans up Desi's guts from floor
- I cover hole in bug container from dollar store with scotch tape

And that was my weekend.