The Law Firm Click

 

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Here are the main players I hang out with while at work...which will now be known as, THE LAW FIRM CLICK

TIMMY! - The tall Mexican in flip-flops. I'm also known as Guy Smiley as I'm always smiling and I have this huge Joker smile. My legs basically go to my neck and form a head. I'm all legs. I'm always taking off early from social events with The Click as I have places to go people to do, so I get a lot of shit from The Click for leaving early all the time. I can't help it if I'm popular.

Chad The Token White Guy - He's the only white guy in the group, so he is our Token. He's one of the funniest guys at the firm. He also makes more money than all of us combined. It must be nice to be looked upon favorable because of your skin color; or, maybe its because he has more education. Lets just blame the honky fucker for being white so minorities can continue being pissed off at white people just for the hell of it. Chad The Token White Guy is also the stud of the office. All the girls want him. He's a cross between Ben Afflect & Brad Pitt. He has tainted all the women for myself here at the firm because all the women love him. I hate him.

Julie McCoy - This Nicaraguan has become one of my good friends, and he's funny as hell. We call him Julie McCoy, the cruise director from the Love Boat, because he is the one always organizing and getting The Click together. 3 Beers and he likes everyone....6 Beers and everyone likes him. 10 Beers and he's ready to marry anyone within proposing too. Once he gets drunk, no matter what we are doing it automatically becomes the best time of his life.

Black Magnum - She only dates black guys. Which becomes important as now she can only buy MAGNUM condoms. Her huge boobs go along with the huge condoms she seeks, I think only a black guy could handle sleeping with her as a normal white guy would suffocate from her boobs. We usually end up at her house which is down the street from where we work. Petron tequila can always be found at her house. In meetings, she is always trying to be funnier than myself. I just am funny naturally while she tries very hard to compete with me, but there is no competition. She falls into the Hispanic category.

Fashion Sunshine - Her hair is always done and her make-up is perfect. She has big boobs for her size and for a Pacific Islander, trust me when I say, I'm not complaining....I'm just pointing out that she has big boobs for a tiny Pacific Islander. She is always worrying that someone is mad at her. I'm still trying to figure out how to use that for a sexual proposition. She is always happy and upbeat and has a great personality. She makes the Fab 5 look like they dress a midget circus clown on a bad hair day.


Leaking Tea Bags Continued....

So everyone is freaking out over the Tea. I text Julie McCoy what I did about the tea and not to blow my cover. He's cracking up and Chad The Token White Guy is still feeding into the frenzy by making comments like, "Wow, that's so disgusting......" and "I can't believe you drank that."

Julie McCoy calls me up on the phone and tells me the Office Manager has contacted the coffee machine maker and is telling them what happened. No one can figure out what has happened and they have no idea what is causing the tea to turn to jelly. They honestly believe it has something to do with the hot water maker which is attached to the coffee maker. So the Office Manager sets up a repairman to come out and take a look at the thing. Not like it ever made any good coffee anyways. Can someone say, "Tar Bucks" because the coffee was shit, but alas, I didn't want the firm paying for a repairman to come out and take a gander at the coffee machine when all I did was throw a little slush powder in the tea for a prank.

So I make the trip down there and advise the Office Manager what I did and he laughed. Then I laughed, then Julie McCoy starts laughing who was in ear distance and together, the Office Manager, Julie McCoy and myself all had a great laugh at the expense of the two suckers who I so easily manipulated into believing that something was wrong with their tea.

I finally confess to the two suckers and now I'm laughing at them right to their faces.

"You guys were like, 'Oh my God, what is that?' hahahaha.... and then you were all, 'That's so disgusting Oh. My. God.'...hahahahaha and then like, hahahahaha, you had tester cups...hahahahaha, it was sooooooo funny....hahahaha"

They weren't laughing like I was cause apparently being made out to look like a complete tool isn't all that well.... inspiring, but I continued to laugh at them directly to their faces anyways.

So this morning I roll in around whenever I did, and I plop my ass down in my black chair and about 17 seconds later I felt cold.

I was chilled.

I was soaked.

MY PANTS WERE SOAKED!!!!

Sucker #1 and Sucker #2 decided to turn the tables and get me back. First time someone has actually retaliated. I mean, they always say they're going to but it never happens. They got me good, and unlike most people, I can give and take....which makes me unique for pranksters and for Massachusetts citizens.

Give and take baby. Give and take.

They obviously don't know though who they are messing with...things might be getting interesting around here now, and I have something they don't...

The Law Firm Click