10 Things I've Learned From Being A Daddy
10. People call you daddy or papi when you are not in a horizontal position
9. The weight on the diaper package is not how much urine the diaper can hold
8. Chubby babies are better because when you drop them they'll bounce back up
7. Sticking your finger in your teething child's mouth is not the brightest idea if you don't like pain
6. You lose all of your friends who don't have kids
5. It is not a wise choice to cup your child's urine in your hands
4. Moaning during sex no longer exist as to not wake the napping baby
3. Kids are stupid, you can trick them into doing your chores
2. A Quickie now means changing a diaper before the baby craps on the changing table
1. No matter how fast they grow up, no one else can give butterfly kisses like daddy
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