A Racist Picking His Nose
So I had someone leave an inappropriate comment. I won't mention any names but they are second from the top in my favorite bloggers section. Hence forward will be referred to as, "2nd Top". Because of 2nd Top's comments I had to remove EVERYONE's comments and get a whole new system up and running. Thank you very much. Of course, 2nd Top is a very close friend of mine, so what I can say? I actually expected 2nd Top to say something about it and secretly I would have been disappointed if 2nd Top didn't comment on it at all. I'm glad I removed my old comments though cause I love my new comment tag and now I can actually control my comments and everything is great. So actually, thank you 2nd Top.....Blah blah blah...blog blog blog.
So anyways as I have my new system for comments up, my very first comment posted since the make-over was some jerk calling me a racist. Now I'm not going to talk much on the subject since I don't like to argue, but let me just say that if I wanted to hear from an asshole I'd just fart.
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This language right here: "...otherwise objectionable;" what the fuck does that mean? 90% of the people who read my shit think it is funny or stupid, and 10% find it objectionable, vulgar, obscene. So right there you can say I'm breaking the Terms of Service. So really, I'm screwed any way you cut or dice it.
I won't throw out any racial slurs based on the fact that I think I might get kicked off for saying them, but lets pretend I said them....
I don't believe that there are any *******, ****, ******, ******, *******, ******, ****, or any ******....to me you are all equally responsible for creating a society that has caused me to have a demented mind...being dropped on my head as an infant didn't help but that is a different story. So I have the right, no the privilege to make fun of you as an individual or as a group, and I'm not just talking about skin color....I'm talking about any group that I can stereotype that I see fit to be made fun of. If you don't like it, don't fuckin read my blog and start one of your own.
So that is that and now lets talk a little about my day.....My boss comes in to work today and walks by my office and stops. Being me and playing the part of an important busy employee, I began shifting papers around my desk and pretend to write something down on a post it. The following conversation takes place:
Boss: Good Morning
TIMMY: Morning
Boss: Got anything for me today?
TIMMY: Is Martha Stewart a bitch?
*We Both Laugh*
TIMMY: Yeah, I got some stuff you need to sign off on today.
Boss: Okay, I'm leaving about noon just so you know, and hey nice shirt.
TIMMY: I know, but thanks for confirming.
Boss: Did you forget you were straight when you bought it?
*Boss Laughs* ..... I don't
TIMMY: Don't put me down cause I'm Metro Sexual and I make the Fab 5 look like they dress Christopher Reeves.
*We both laugh*
Boss: You're awesome, keep up the good work and expect a bonus in your paycheck today of $10,000.
Okay, Okay, I made up that last line for my boss....but one's dreams can't come true if you don't dream them right?
So I got paid today which means I had to pay my bills. I love paying bills when you have money. You feel like a bad ass mother fucker and you are actually going somewhere in life. How quickly that feeling dissolves a week later when all the checks cash and you don't have any money left...
but how can that be? How can I be out of money? I still have checks!
You don't even have enough money for a tall latte from Starbucks.
Sorry to go off topic here, but this just popped in my head. Have you ever done something out of social rules in the car on purpose for someone to see you?
If you haven't, you haven't lived!!! The next time your in the car at a stop sign, check out the corner of your eye and when someone is looking at you pretend that your picking your nose! Then slowly turn to face them and once you make eye contact quickly pull your finger down and look straight ahead again! Make sure you check out the corner of your eye though so you can see them cracking up because they think they "caught" you picking your nose. Think of it like this, the person that "caught" you will get to go home and tell a really good story at dinner time and everyone will laugh and have a good time. Thus, you have made positive difference in someone else's life.
So the next time your at a stop sign, think of me and pick your nose...look to the people staring at you and know that you have made someone's day.
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